But seriously, this server is like the ultimate love story. You gotta take risks, man. Like, one time I built a giant heart out of diamonds for my crush on the server and she was like, “OMG, marry me in Minecraft!” And I was like, “HECK YEAH!”
So, if you wanna take risks for love and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us and experience the love and chaos of this Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. ππ₯π
But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest player on the server in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of candy canes and gingerbread – it’s every Minecraft player’s dream come true!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible and breakfast pizza is always on the menu. You won’t regret it!
CraftopiaMC is a Quality Public Earth SMP Server available for both Java Players can explore a 1:500 scale map of Earth, build in real-world locations, and protect their land from griefers. The server features land claiming, an in-game auction house, a marketplace, towny and MCMMO features.
144.217.233.1:25593
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| We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof. |
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+
Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players caught hacking will be banned.
A: No, duping items is also not allowed on the server. Players found duping items will be subject to punishment.
A: The map size is 10 TB+, providing a vast world for exploration and building.
We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your 3D crushes, like seriously, who needs 3D when you can have a blocky beauty by your side?
Join now and let go of all that waifu guilt, because forgiveness is just a few blocks away. Plus, we have creeper therapy sessions for when you need to blow off some steam.
Don’t be a noob, join the server and let the waifus guide you to pixelated peace. And remember, forgiveness is key, even in the world of blocks and creepers.
Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.