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Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	4348
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	2373
New Chunks Explored:	520026	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9283
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	929915
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Villages Defended:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	249	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!