never doing Minecraft Servers

never doing Minecraft Servers

  • RegretCraft

    RegretCraft
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9447
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so lit, it made your diamond armor shine with envy? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because this server is here to make all your pixelated dreams come true!

    Picture this: You log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow named Moo-siah who offers you enchanted golden carrots in exchange for your undying loyalty. As you wander through the virtual world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow-colored wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a competitive baking club. Rumor has it that their cakes are so delicious, they have been known to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve accidentally fallen into a lava pit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretCraft

    RegretCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1086
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

    BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8004
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7205
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1484
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9775
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7189
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Zombie Dances: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2897
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7229
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Votes: 9338
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6229
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Emeralds Found: 5069

    New Minecraft Servers

    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7869
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 5238
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
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