never coming back Minecraft Servers

Never Coming Back

  • The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

    For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

    LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

    Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

    PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VidyaTomboySMPQueen

    VidyaTomboySMPQueen

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SobrietySass Minecraft Server

    SobrietySass Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

    Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

    And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockerMC

    BabyBlockerMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAdviceMC SMP

    CraftyAdviceMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP