never coming back Minecraft Servers

Never Coming Back

  • The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

    For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

    LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

    Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bucketry Minecraft 1.21 🌟 [JUST RESET] {Pyro Mining & Pyro Fishing} {Dungeons} {Ranking & Prestiging} {Quest System} {Land Claiming} {Over 200 Unique Enchantments}

    Bucketry Minecraft 1.21 🌟 [JUST RESET] {Pyro Mining & Pyro Fishing} {Dungeons} {Ranking & Prestiging} {Quest System} {Land Claiming} {Over 200 Unique Enchantments}

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    Bucketry Minecraft 1.21 🌟 [JUST RESET] {Pyro Mining & Pyro Fishing} {Dungeons} {Ranking & Prestiging} {Quest System} {Land Claiming} {Over 200 Unique Enchantments} Minecraft Server

    🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

    Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life awaits! 🌟

    🌍 Explore a world filled with endless possibilities and challenges, where survival is just the beginning. Here’s a taste of what Bucketry Minecraft has in store for you:

    🏰 Progression System: Ascend the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive world.

    🛒 Shops Galore: Build your empire with a plethora of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await your discovery.

    💼 Jobs & Skills: Take on thrilling jobs and refine your skills to stand out in the world of survival.

    🌟 Custom Spawners: Craft your own unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.

    🔮 Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments, enabling you to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe!

    📦 Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, showcasing our appreciation for your loyalty.

    🗺️ Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with style and finesse, using our custom claiming system to fortify your presence.

    💰 Banking: Manage your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true tycoon of our Minecraft universe!

    🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Experium SMP: The Vanilla Server That’s Whitelisted and 18+ with a Hermitcraft Twist! New Season 1.21 Coming Soon!

    Experium SMP: The Vanilla Server That’s Whitelisted and 18+ with a Hermitcraft Twist! New Season 1.21 Coming Soon!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experium SMP Server Overview

    About Experium SMP

    The Experium SMP is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla server (1.21 soon). We recently started a brand new season with a fresh world and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes.

    We expect to update to 1.21 very soon, but we are currently just waiting on the vanilla tweaks datapacks to be updated first (expected within a few days). We already have the new blocks enabled and we have been keeping our builds within a 1500×1500 block area so that we can reset the chunks outside of that once we update to include the new trial chambers. There’s still room a lot of room for new players to enjoy the early game.

    This SMP is very much inspired by the Hermitcraft server, as I am a long time fan and am constantly motivated by their community and content. We play with several iconic features of their server, including several vanilla tweaks datapacks, a clearly defined shopping district, and a big emphasis on community and group events/projects.

    APPLY HERE: Application Form

    Member Requirements:

      • Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members
      • Be able to remain active
      • Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player
      • Have decently good Minecraft building skills
      • Age 18+
      • Speak English

    Server Rules:

      • Show respect to all other members and their in game creations
      • No griefing other members
      • No taking the resources of other members without permission
      • No use of cheaty mods/hacks
      • No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT
      • Keep builds lag friendly

    Server Details:

      • Version: 1.20.4
      • Edition: Java
      • Difficulty: Hard
      • Host: Apex Hosting
      • Server Location: West Coast, US

    Datapacks:

      • Multiplayer Sleep
      • AFK Name Display
      • More Mob Heads
      • Player Heads
      • Wandering Trader
      • Armor Stand Statues
      • Silence Mobs
      • Coordinate HUD
      • Nether Portal Coordinates
      • Track Statistics
      • Track Raw Statistics
      • Anti-Enderman Grief
      • Unlock All Recipes
      • No Trial Chambers (Until 1.21)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyChinatown Minecraft Server

    CraftyChinatown Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as San Marino’s visa agreement with China? Look no further, because our server is surrounded on all sides by creepers and zombies, with no ports for them to invade from! Join us for a visa-free visit to a land of endless adventures and crazy builds. Who needs Italy when you have a whole world of blocky fun waiting for you? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ListenCraft Server

    ListenCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually try to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is listen! That’s right, just put on your headphones and let the sweet sounds of our custom-made Minecraft soundtrack guide you through a world of pure chaos and hilarity.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a parkour course made entirely of lava and slippery ice blocks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, take a dip in our infamous “Pool of Infinite Regret” where every swim comes with a free existential crisis.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where you can boogie down with explosive guests who really know how to light up the dance floor. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive “Pig Racing Arena,” where you can bet on your favorite swine and watch them zoom around the track at breakneck speeds.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and let the madness take control? Just remember, on our server, you only had to listen… and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SingleMomCraft Server

    SingleMomCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as strict as this landlord? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy just like this landlord, but with a twist! If we catch you with a pet in-game, we’ll send our virtual lawyer after you to clear us legally (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to sneak a virtual pet past our watchful eyes. Will you be able to keep your furry friend hidden, or will you face the wrath of our virtual eviction notice? It’s a challenge like no other!

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our virtual landlord. Just remember, no sob stories allowed – unless they’re really funny!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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