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NoBillion4This

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	2834	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world. Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes? Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most absurdly entertaining server out there!

CraftyCarHate

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	7294
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old car brands that just don’t spark joy? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that is the equivalent of driving a flaming hot dog car through a rainbow-filled race track! This server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for those lame car brands in the first place. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama with jetpacks or battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never look at car brands the same way again!

Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mines Excavated:	1392	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4348
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Star Shards Collected:	268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4621
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	120	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!