Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?
And hey, if you’re not convinced yet, just know that on our server, wearing pants to sleep is strictly forbidden. That’s right, we believe in the freedom to let your legs breathe while you dream of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).
| Features | Description |
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| Custom Enchantments & Raised Limits | Enhance tools and weapons with powerful enchantments beyond vanilla limits. |
| Unlimited Villager Trading | No trade caps—keep the deals going as long as you like! |
| Essential Commands for Players |
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| Chest Shops | Start your own shop and trade with other players to grow your wealth. |
| Timber: Instant Tree Cutting! | Break one log, and the whole tree falls! Timber saves time, makes resource gathering easy, and keeps things balanced by tracking axe durability. |
| And More to Come! | We’re just getting started and want you to help shape the future of our server. Friendly admins, a laid-back vibe, and room for growth. Also interested in building communities around Rimworld and Kenshi. |
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/GAbaGxTJ2k.
Q: What is the server’s name based on?
A: Be one of the first to find out how the server got its name. 😉
We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.
So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!
Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.
Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).
So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.
we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!
don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!