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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	4824	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, anthropology, Character development, Cooking, culture clash, deliciously, Dig, Diversity, Dungeon, dungeon meshi, Ethics, Exploration, FANTASY, Food, geopolitical implications, hilarious, humor, legal lolishotas, Manga, Meshi, Minecraft, Monsters, Munchies, race relations, RPG, Server, Survival, world-building

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

beacon, Civilization, culture, diamonds, heritage, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, joking, Last, Legacy, Minecraftserver, preservation, pride, Significance, slay, society, tradition, VALUES, Western, Western Civilisation, YeetCraft, zombies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

artistic expression, BlockBlasters, Cinematic, cinematography, Concept, Conquer, Cool, Craft, creativity, directorial, film, film industry, ideas, imagination, inspiration, Kids, Kino, motion pictures, Movie, screenwriting, storytelling, thinking, thought process, Visionary, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Potions Brewed:	184	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1559	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	299	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!

LitCraft – The Ultimate Modded Minecraft Server Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4230	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	156178
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	952

🤪Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, we embrace the Retarded Edition! 🤪

👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾

🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜

🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉

💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚

🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈

UBWcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Better Than the Rest! #UBW #Minecraft #GamerLife

action, Anime, Archer, better people, Emiya, FANTASY, fate, fitting, Fulfilling, Future, GamerLife, Heroes, Journey, Minecraft, REST, rin, romance, route, Saber, Server, shirou, UBW, UBWcraft, Ultimate, unknown, visual novel

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5456	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as epic and fulfilling as the UBW route in Fate/Stay Night? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of adventure, friendship, and unlimited blade works!

Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

Why can’t your favs craft and mine like JuniperCraft?

Actias, animation, capability, character creation, Craft, creativity, design, digital art, draw, Favs, Idol, innovation, juniper, JuniperCraft, models, motion capture, Oshi, Rig, skill, talent, Technology, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Votes:	2990	Dimension Hops:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	8440	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Tired of your favorite VTuber looking like a blocky mess in Minecraft? Join our server and witness the magic of Juniper Actias, the master model-maker who can literally make your oshi come to life in game! No more pixelated faces and wonky animations, just pure VTuber perfection at its finest. Plus, rumor has it that Juniper once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stack of pancakes. True story. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MinecraftMadness420 – ‘No. 673051269 by An0nym0us’ – Dope AF Server for Epic Gamers – Join Now and Pwn Noobs!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old same old? Look no further, because KINO is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!

Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!

So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.