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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, zombie chickens that can breakdance, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic llama!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, tfw this will literally never be canon – but who needs canon when you have this much fun?
