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FeedMeOnceOrElse

Day, Feeding, FeedMeOnceOrElse, Fish, Fishing, Food, Generosity, Giving, INDEPENDENCE, Lesson, man, man-eating fish, metaphor, never ask, ProVerb, provision, reliance, Request, self-sufficiency, Survival, Sustenance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3007	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	349	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	8670
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

ai, BUILD, Epic, gender bending, guys, Impression, Impressions.., lewd, ManlyMimicCraft, reading, Thread, vocal exercises, vocal manipulation, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal training, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice acting, voice changers, voice impression, Wholesome, woman’s voice, Women, worlds

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

#youtube, BratwurstCraft, CREEPERS, cultural impact, Cultural significance, culturally influential, culture, documentary, Educational, endermen, european history, German culture, germany, Germany history, historical, History, influential, influential era, influential iteration, informative, iteration, lederhosen, modern Germany, Play, polka, Video, wear

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9866	Votes:	318
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9215
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

Al Nahyan, biden, bin Salman, Canada, corrupt, crackers, Crafty, dab, Emiratis, HATED, Haters, Leaders, Macron, Resist, Respect, Saudi Arabia, Scum, steve, Sunak, trudeau, urge, Western leaders, Whites

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#53, American, american culture, American lifestyle, American living, American society, blocky, CREEPERS, fear, height, height 5’3, live in the us, living in america, McBlockface, PETITE, residency, short, Tread, united states, US citizen, US culture, US lifestyle, US living, US society

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	110
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

#funimation, Anime, Crafty, dbz, Deal, distributors, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Levels, marathons, Meet, Minecraft, original programming, pixels, power, Ratings, Saban, sailor moon, Saiyans, seagull, Server, success, syndicated programs, syndication, television, timeslots, toonami

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

accident, chance, Coincidence, Crafty, destiny, fate, fluke, fortuity, happen, happenstance, Kismet, LUCK, Minecraft, Mysterious, predestined, Random, serendipity, Shenanigans, stroke of luck, Surprise, synchronicity, Twist of fate, unexpected, unexplained

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	630
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

asmr, board rules, Class, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hard-working, Hide, Husbands, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, ShonCraft, sunglasses, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD, wear

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6232
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!