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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9878 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Votes: | 9968 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1775 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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