neutron star merger

NeutronStarMergeCraft

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Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

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StickerShop Ban: Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to corrupt your kids’ minds with our vile filth! Our sassy and snarky greeting cards and stickers are definitely not appropriate for children, so parents beware!

Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!

But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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MacCraftedGifts

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Are you tired of being called “cheap” by your friends just because you like to save a few bucks here and there? Then join our Minecraft server, where being frugal is celebrated! We understand the importance of getting the best bang for your buck, just like how you found that sweet deal on a refurbished Macbook for your wife’s birthday.

On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!

So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!

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BaseZombieHideout – Because who wouldn’t want to survive the apocalypse in a hospital filled with supplies and medicine?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival challenge! Join us and choose your base/hideout from a range of crazy options like a haunted amusement park, a zombie-infested mall, or even a top-secret government lab filled with experimental monsters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.

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HostageHavocMC

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Yo, you gotta join this sick Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, one time, this dude was playin’ and he found a secret cave full of diamonds and emeralds, but then a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up! It was hilarious, man!

And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!

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NeutronStarMergeCraft

StickerShop Ban: Minecraft Server

MacCraftedGifts

BaseZombieHideout – Because who wouldn’t want to survive the apocalypse in a hospital filled with supplies and medicine?

HostageHavocMC