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BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, bizarre encounters, bizarre occurrences, bizarre stories, mysterious happenings, mysterious tales, odd encounters, outlandish stories, paranormal experiences, smp, Strange But True, strange experiences, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, supernatural stories, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable but true, unbelievable events, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable tales, unexplainable events, weird happenings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mines Excavated:	4529	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	8299
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

career advancement, Career Growth, job challenges, job experience, job insights, job knowledge, job learning opportunities, job lessons, job progression, job reflection, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job skills, job skills enhancement, JobCraft, learning opportunities, Master, professional development, skills development, TRADES, work environment, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9318	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Alien Abductions:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

circadian rhythm, depression, depressive episodes, evening person, Evening types, insomnia, late night activities, late sleepers, longer delays in falling asleep, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, Network, night, night owls, OWL, psychological well-being, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	695540	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

Barefoot, candid shots, Candids, feet, feet fetish, feet pics, foot fetish, Foot modeling, Foot photography, Foot selfie, footwear, Friends, Girls, IRL, Life, Minecraft, pedicure, personal photos, real, Server, social media, socials, Soles, Toes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

catchy, Dance, Energetic, Fun, game playing, Lively, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Party, Playing, pop, sing, smp, song, tell me, upbeat, what game, yeah, you, youYeah

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

biggest mistake, growth from mistake, learning experience, mistake turned advantage, mistake turned benefit, mistake turned blessing, mistake turned blessing in disguise, mistake turned fortune, mistake turned happy ending, mistake turned lesson, mistake turned luck, mistake turned opportunity, mistake turned positive, mistake turned positive outcome, mistake turned serendipity, mistake turned success, Oops2Epic, positive outcome, silver lining, turned out alright, unexpected outcome

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	813
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Votes:	3759
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Potions Brewed:	190	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	746184	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!