we got researchers tryna figure out how much harm dis pollution is causin, but who cares when u can have a blast playin minecraft in a toxic wasteland! forget about clean air, come breathe in da fumes and let ur brain cells fry like bacon!
join now for a chance to experience dementia and other brain disorders firsthand! who needs a healthy brain when u can have a wild time on our server? come on in, the air is toxic and the fun is endless!
we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!
IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME AS SMART AS A MINECRAFT VILLAGER! MAYBE EVEN SMARTER!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND RAINBOW SHEEP!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS FROM THE LEAD POLLUTION OF ANCIENT ROME!
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
We got polystyrene and PVC nanoplastics goin’ through da BBB like it’s no big deal. PVC particles be like, “Ayo, I’m comin’ through!” and just penetrate dat barrier like a boss. It’s gonna be a party in ur brain, trust me.
So, if u wanna experience da wackiest and most mind-blowin’ Minecraft server ever, join us now! Who knows what other crazy stuff we got in store for ya, it’s gonna be lit!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.
come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.
we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins, focused on a semi-vanilla experience |
| Launch Date | 23 March 2024 |
This is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a chill community.
There is no teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. The server also features events and minigames, a permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.
The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. The focus is on playing together and enhancing the vanilla experience.
The server’s events revolve around east Asia timezones at night, such as UTC/GMT afternoons.
You can apply by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.
Imagine a world where feeding your niece a simple meal turns into a full-blown showdown with someone claiming to be the mother figure. Who knew a box of mac n cheese could cause so much chaos?
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to go around for everyone involved. So come on in, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about parenting.
Join now for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is: expect the unexpected. And remember, in this world, everyone’s a parent until the mac n cheese comes out.
Join us and escape the drama of overbearing family members trying to control your wedding day hair. Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without judgment. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can customize your avatar’s hair however you please, no meddling moms allowed!
So come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore endless worlds with friends who support your natural beauty? See you there!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start attacking you! But don’t worry, these chickens are armed with swords and are ready to battle. Can you defeat them and claim their loot?
Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Enderman DJ.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So why wait? Join our server now for the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
Join now and experience the thrill of dodgin’ fighter jets while you mine for diamonds and build your dream castle! Who needs dragons when you got fighter jets, amirite? So come on down and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever see!
we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the zombies are actually really good at karaoke. u can build ur own castle in the sky and ride a unicorn to battle against the evil ender dragon.
join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could u ask for? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo! 🎉🍰🦄🎤
