join our server for the most insane medical treatments you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we promise you won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those arteries checked in the most epic way possible.
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ArteryCraft: FiberOpticFrenzy
artery visualization, brain clot treatment, endovascular surgery, snake-like probe, fiber-optic probeso like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like you’re going on a wild adventure inside your own body, man. we got this crazy “snake-like” probe that goes inside your arteries and helps treat aneurysms and brain clots. it’s like a mini doctor inside your game, dude. -
SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft
Less Invasive Surgery, Conventional Approach, Minimally Invasive Surgery, Surgical procedures, Surgical Techniquejoin this wacky minecraft server where we do brain surgery on creepers! our medical team has developed a super cool technique using an endoscope to remove tumors in the base of the skull. it’s like a microscopic approach but way better cuz it’s minimally invasive!we promise shorter operative times, less blood loss, and smaller craniotomies for all your creeper brain surgery needs. come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything can happen! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in a creeper’s brain! lolz!
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ParkourParkinsons-DBS_FUN
hey u, ya u, r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! come join our server where we use deep brain stimulation mechanisms to make ur minecraft experience out of this world!imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly ur brain gets a jolt of energy that makes u mine faster than u ever thought possible. or maybe u’re in a pvp battle and ur brain gets a boost that makes u the ultimate warrior.
but wait, there’s more! our long-term effects will have u coming back for more. ur brain will be so stimulated that u’ll be building epic structures in no time. ur creativity will be off the charts!
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience minecraft like never before. who needs regular old gameplay when u can have ur brain stimulated to the max? let’s get weird, let’s get crazy, let’s get brain-stimulated!
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BrainyTransfusionsMC
so, liek, u know how when u hit ur head rlly hard and u end up in da hospital? well dis server is all bout helping u get back on ur feet afta dat! we gots blood transfusions and stuff to help u get better faster and be more independent! join now and u’ll be back to mining and crafting in no time! ur brain will be so happy u joined dis server, trust me! -
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks! -
Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus! -
Oops, I’m a Minecraft server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!
2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!
3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!
4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?
5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!
So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!
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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun! -
EuroCraft Minecraft Server
Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creeper population is so friendly, they’ll actually give you a hug instead of blowing you up.And if you’re from central Europe, boy do we have a treat for you! Our server is specially designed to cater to all your central European needs. We’ve got sauerkraut farms, schnitzel crafting stations, and even a secret underground beer cellar where you can party with the villagers until the sun comes up.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom, or you might end up in the Nether with a bunch of angry pigmen. Trust us, it’s not a fun time.