are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!
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NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex
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BrainItch-Free Zone
join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, literally! our server is home to the rarest and most majestic winged pigs you'll ever see. they soar through the sky, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. it's like a magical piggy bank in the sky!if flying pigs aren't enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckzilla? he stomps around, protecting our precious loot and challenging players to epic battles. defeat him and you'll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon. yes, we have dragons too!
but wait, there's more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. they bust out their best moves to the latest tunes while players can join in and show off their dance skills. it's a bone-shaking good time!
so come join us on our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our pixelated world!
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TouchCraft: The Sensory Server
so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.
we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.
so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?
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SerotoninCraft: Fertile Minds & Glitchy Finds
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SEROTONIN FOR YOUR GAMING FERTILITY! JOIN US AND YOUR BRAIN NEURONS WILL BE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT! WE SENSE YOUR DESIRE FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND RELEASE REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES OF FUN! COME ON, DON’T BE A GLUCOSE LEVEL, JOIN US NOW FOR A MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE!
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DepressCraft: Brainwave Edition
yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!
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BreakupCraft: Love Trauma Edition
LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we zap your brain with electrical stimulation to help you get over that ex who broke your heart! We promise it’s totally safe and not at all sketchy. Plus, you might just find love again in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and let us fry those love trauma neurons away! #HeartbreakHealed #MinecraftTherapy #ZapZapLoveGone
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BrainCrafters: Subcellular Edition
Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We ain’t just building blocks here, we creating a subcellular-resolution human brain cell atlas! That’s right, you can examine the human brain in great detail while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.Join us on this wild adventure where you can explore the depths of the human mind while also building epic structures and battling with your friends. Who knew that studying the brain could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and become a part of the most unique Minecraft server around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece. Let’s get brainy and blocky at the same time!
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BipolarBrainBiasCraft
so like, this server is like the yale of minecraft servers, bro. we got researchers studying the brain regions that make you feel all the pleasure when you play minecraft. like, they found out that if you join this server, you’ll be stuck in a ‘vicious cycle’ of fun and excitement. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, man. come join us and experience the ultimate high of minecraft gaming. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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EmpathyCraft: Outta Body Fun
Yo, have u ever wanted to have an out-of-body experience in Minecraft? Well, on dis server, we got u covered! When u join, u will be transported to a whole new dimension where u can detach from ur physical body and feel a deep connection with all life around u. U will feel more empathy for ur fellow players and work together to create epic builds and conquer challenges like never before. So come join us and let’s get trippy together, man!
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ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!
so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! ðððĪŠ