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Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 558883 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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