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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1378 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
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but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.
