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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6085 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 727 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
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