join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!
ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server
ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.
if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.
we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.
so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!
Block Brain Busters
lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!
Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure
join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!Autism Brain Blocks Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER
ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!Brain Boosting Mini Games
come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?
JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!
Signal Disruptions Schizo Brain
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the creepers are breakdancing. plus, we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw raves every night. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!Morning Dementia Drop
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!