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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5426 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
