WE’VE GOT THIS CRAZY “MIDLIFE WINDOW” WHERE YOUR BRAIN SUDDENLY GETS SUPERCHARGED AND YOU BECOME A GENIUS! NO MORE FORGETTING WHERE YOU PUT YOUR DIAMONDS OR HOW TO CRAFT A SWORD, YOU’LL BE A MINECRAFT MASTER IN NO TIME!
FORGET ABOUT GRADUAL DECLINE, WE’RE ALL ABOUT THAT S-SHAPED STATISTICAL CURVE, BABY! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN NETWORKS GO FROM ZERO TO HERO IN NO TIME!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME THE EINSTEIN OF MINECRAFT!
we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie chickens. and if u can defeat them, u get to keep all the diamonds inside. but be careful, the chickens have a secret weapon – they shoot laser beams out of their eyes!
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? it’s the hottest ride in town, literally! so come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!
our scientists are working round the clock to develop these new techniques that will totally blow your mind (literally). they found this super strong link between brain waves and anxiety, and now they’re using that knowledge to make your minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.
so, if you wanna join a server that not only gives you epic gameplay but also cures your anxiety, then this is the place for you. trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. come join us and let your brain waves take you on a wild ride!
UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.
COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.
IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.
Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can invite all your friends, family, and even that sketchy boyfriend your sister insists on bringing. We have unlimited guest slots, so no need to worry about making tough decisions on who to invite.
Plus, our server is drama-free! No more awkward family dinners or heated political arguments ruining your special day. And if anyone tries to cause a scene, we have virtual bouncers ready to kick them out (sorry, Tom).
So come join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss. Don’t be the AITA of your Minecraft world – join our server today!
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?
JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.
on this server, you can build your own eco-friendly village, complete with solar panels and wind turbines. u can even team up with other players to tackle environmental challenges like deforestation and pollution.
but here’s the best part – every time u complete a mission on the server, a real tree gets planted in the Amazon rainforest. that’s right, u can save the planet one block at a time! so come join us and let’s make Minecraft green again!
r341.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla survival roleplay |
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| World Features | Lore, structures, new biomes, currency |
| Great Houses |
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To join the server, join our Discord and fill out the application provided.
You can join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs
The server has a fantasy theme with different Great Houses and lore for players to explore and interact with.
While the server encourages teamwork and interaction within the Great Houses, players can also play solo if they prefer.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most fabulous pixelated look. The winner gets a diamond tiara and bragging rights for eternity.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to ugly Minecraft forever!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?
So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!
We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!
So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!