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Alzheimer’s Mystery Woman Server
lol join our minecraft server where u can experience the ultimate mystery of a woman with down syndrome who bamboozled scientists by having all the physical signs of alzheimer’s but NO dementia symptoms!!! u can explore the wacky world we’ve created where nothing is as it seems and every corner holds a new surprise! maybe u’ll even stumble upon a secret dungeon where u can battle a giant chicken with laser eyes or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake! come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await u on our server! -
Block Pathway to Forgetfulness
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall -
Lost Smell Syndrome Craft
so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
Blocky Brain Busters
so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.
so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!
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TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!
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BrainFogCraft
lol, u dont want ur brain to get smokey like a bbq, join our epic minecraft server and keep ur brain cells safe from the wildfire smoke!! our server is like a fresh breath of air for ur brain, no smoke allowed here, only epic adventures and crazy builds.we have so many wild and wacky things to do on our server, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even racing llamas through obstacle courses. u never know what kind of madness u will find on our server, but one thing is for sure, u will never be bored!
so come join us and protect ur precious brain from the dangers of wildfire smoke, and have a blast while u do it. who knew saving ur brain could be so much fun?!
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MS Stress Relief Server
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can build ur dream house out of diamonds and obsidian, where u can ride on giant chickens and fight off evil zombies with ur trusty sword! this server is like no other, with crazy events like a giant watermelon festival and a dance party with creepers! join now and experience the ultimate minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it! -
BrainCrafters: Canadian Shutdown
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, a canadian scientist was like “yo i got brain illness” and then the investigation got shut down like a bad reality show. but hey, on our server, we embrace the craziness and turn it into epic adventures! join now and see what kind of wild shenanigans you can get into with us! who needs brain cells when you have minecraft, amirite? -
Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?
So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!
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KLAATZOO SMP: Build, Craft, Play!
community-driven storytelling, whitelist Minecraft community, Exciting Seasonal Updates, KLAATZOO, Cooperative Survival GameplayKlaatzoo SMP
About Us Klaatzoo SMP is a chill place for builders. It started in Dec last year with friends and grew into a fun, tight-knit crew from all over the globe. The vibe is friendly and creative.
Season 2 Launched on May 17. We just updated to 1.21.7. This season will run for 6-9 months. Groups are made, but all are open to new pals. We see 5-10 players online most days.
Apply here!
β Requirements:
- Age 16+: We want mature folks for a safe space.
- Read Rules: Know the rules or you won’t join. They are simple, just use common sense.
- Be Kind: Don’t ruin others’ fun.
π Features:
- Voice Chat: Talk in-game, most use it.
- Armor Statues: Customize armor stands.
- Player Sit: Sit on blocks by crouching twice.
- Custom Nether Portals: Make unique portal shapes.
- Head Drops: Mobs and players drop heads.
- Mini Blocks: Turn blocks into heads with a stonecutter.
- Painting Picker: Choose painting types with a stonecutter.
- Fast Leaf Decay: Leaves vanish fast when trees are cut.
- Multiplayer Sleep: Only one player needed to skip night.
- Faster Happy Ghasts: Ghasts are 2x faster.
- Anti Enderman Grief: Endermen wonβt pick up blocks.
- Diamond Economy: Trade items for diamonds, player-driven.
- Tight-knit Community: All live on the main island to boost fun and base sharing.
βοΈ Server Details:
- Version: 1.21.7
- Platform: Minecraft: Java Edition – Fabric (great for Redstone)
- World Border: 10,000 blocks
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us! Apply on our Discord and start crafting!