you won’t believe the adventures we have as we navigate through the neurons and synapses, dodging dendrites and axons like a pro.
join us for some brainy fun and see if you can unlock the secrets of the mind while building your own virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated neuron.
so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the human brain on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.
So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
join our server if you wanna be a genius like us. we got all the cool games and challenges that will totally make your brain explode with knowledge. plus, we got this secret potion that makes you think faster and be more creative.
so come on over and join us, cuz we’re the brainiest Minecraft server out there. you’ll be a genius in no time, trust me.
come join us on our epic minecraft server where we use Phase Locking Value to determine ur neurofeedback treatment responsiveness in Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder! sounds fancy right? well it is!
imagine mining for diamonds while also getting ur brain waves analyzed in real time! u can see if ur ADHD is gettin better as u build ur dream castle!
plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with potions and redstone contraptions to help u focus better in game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there and let’s have a blast together!
imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”
not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.
so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!
Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!
Join us and escape the real world where crazy family members try to steal the spotlight at your wedding. No more awkward dance floor proposals stealing your thunder – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
And hey, if you ever feel like kicking someone out of the server, just remember that you have the power to control your own virtual world. No more family drama, just endless possibilities for building, exploring, and crafting your way to victory!
So come on over and join us for a wedding-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Platform | BEDROCK AND JAVA |
|---|---|
| Description | The Intercontinental SMP is a super rad new factions server looking for people to establish epic nations, make rad builds, trade, war, develop deep lore, or chill and make sick new friends. It’s locally Java but with Bedrock support and a player-based economy, central server location, player-run chest shops, dynmap, custom terrain generation, chill yet fair moderation, and more! Everyone’s welcome! |
| Contact | Add ‘isleptwithjesus’ on Discord 🔥🔥 |
A: Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java platforms.
A: Yes, there is a player-based economy with player-run chest shops.
A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain generation and a dynmap for players to explore.
A: The server features chill yet fair moderation to ensure a welcoming environment for all players.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle against an army of evil chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. And did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen?
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of pretzels! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!
