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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9140 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sum crazy reasons why u should join dis place. first of all, our server is run by a bunch of neurologists who know how to treat u right. they will make sure u have the best care while u play. but get dis, if u black, old, or socially disadvantaged, u less likely to see a neurologist. but on our server, everyone gets treated like royalty, no matter who u are. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!
