🔥neural tourniquet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Towns Built:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, CruelCraft, Cruelty, Darkness, Depravity, devilry, Evil, Evildoers, heinousness, Immorality, iniquity, maleficence, malevolence, Malice, nefariousness, Playground, sadism, Sin, viciousness, Villainy, wickedness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8766	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Star Shards Collected:	226
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!

EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

Attitudes, Beliefs, climate action, climate change, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Crafting, EcoGOP, Environment, Environmental Protection, environmental support, Future, gop, Greener, Ideology, Men, Opinions, partisan identity, policy, political affiliation, Politics, REPUBLICAN, republican party

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Abaddon – anarcho server minecraft server minecraft

alliances, anarcho server, Battles, clan system, dangerous adventures, donation, fortified fortresses, Glory, minecraft server, PvP, spacious world, unique items, voice chat, Vulture, Wars

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Potions Brewed:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

On the Abaddon server you will find exciting battles, dangerous adventures and the opportunity to show yourself in all your glory. Create alliances, wage wars, build your own fortified fortresses – here you are your own masters. The server has a clan system, donation, unique items and a spacious world that will provide a large amount of PvP and vulture!The server has voice chat.

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Demonic

Abilities, Adventure, Bosses, Community, Crates, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custombiomes, Customenchants, Customitems, Demonic, Enchantments, Events, Gaming, Gear, Items, Loot, Minecraft, Perks, Pets, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Skills, Survival, Unique Ranks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Welcome to Daemonium – where your adventure transcends the ordinary and dives into the extraordinary! Our server is brimming with exclusive features that promise an unparalleled gaming experience:

🌟 Crates: Unlock extraordinary rewards with our unique and exciting crate system.

🔮 Custom Enchants: Empower your gear with powerful custom enchantments tailored for thrilling gameplay.

⚔️ Custom Items: Discover, craft, and wield unique items that will give you a significant edge in your adventures.

👹 Custom Bosses: Confront and defeat fearsome custom bosses, each designed to challenge your skills and reward you with legendary loot.

🏆 Unique Ranks: Progress through distinctive ranks, each offering exclusive perks and abilities that enhance your journey.

Join our vibrant and dynamic community today, and experience Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to conquer the world of Daemonium and rise to greatness?

tindermc.win

Welcome to The Celestial Realm where a bunch of modded nations fight over virtual land!

Adventures, Avatar, bunch, Celestial, customnpc, Economy, Empire, Factions, Fight, Geopol, innovation, Justice, Land, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Realm, Server, Superpowers, System, Trade, Troops, virtual, wineland

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

TheCelestialRealm [modded] {geopol}

Ad sponsored by The Wineland. Learn more about this nation in the server summarized below:

Features	Description
Constant Innovation	Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy	Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System	Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar	Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures	Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?	Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Join large nations for magical perks or stake your claim in the wilderness for a solitary existence.

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules are enforced by our moderators.
Can I form alliances with other players or nations?	Yes, players have the option to form alliances with other players or nations to benefit from mutual cooperation and support.
What kind of quests or missions are available on the server?	There are various quests and missions available for players to undertake, ranging from simple tasks to epic adventures with great rewards.

YeetCraft Minecraft Server

acceptable, acceptable behavior, acceptable conduct, changing attitudes, cultural beliefs, cultural standards, ethical boundaries, ethical considerations, evolving perspectives, historical context, historical perspective, Minecraft, moral standards., Moral values, okay, past behaviors, past practices, Server, social acceptance, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, YeetCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Totally acceptable here. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). We’ve got flying llamas, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “Was this ever okay in any year?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

FraudBuster’s Minecraft Server – Let’s Expose the Chubby Cheater!

Assistance, CHEATER, CHUBBY, Debunk, debunking conspiracy theories, debunking fake products, debunking misinformation, debunking myths, debunking scams, expose, expose fraud, exposing fraudsters, fat fraud, fat loss scams, fraud investigation, FraudBusters, fraudulent claims, health fraud, Help, Lets, Minecraft, Server, uncovering deception, uncovering lies, weight loss fraud, weight loss scam

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1326	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is run by a team of expert gamers who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built a mansion out of diamond blocks. We have secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with friendly creepers and zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! We also have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, a dance party with the villagers every Saturday night, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NephewVsMan Minecraft Server

aita, Cheating, custody arrangement, discipline, Divorce, Evidence, family drama, graduation party, house rules, Interference, man, Minecraft, motivation, nephew, NephewVsMan, new boyfriend, police involvement, racism accusations, Server, sister, Slander, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister and her questionable choices in men.

Witness the epic showdown between me, the grill master, and the self-proclaimed “man of the house” Jimmy, who thinks he can dictate who gets to eat first at a BBQ. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Jimmy.

Experience the thrill of family feuds and custody battles as we support Mark in his quest for justice against my sister and her new boyfriend. Who needs reality TV when you can watch all this unfold in our Minecraft world?

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of drama and chaos that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you there!

MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Potions Brewed:	125
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4644
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?