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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7920 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 4827 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8983 |
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