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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9312 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 796 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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