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Eye Movement Brain Games
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where ur brain will be like a super colliculus on steroids! Our server will make u think so hard ur eyes will pop out like a cartoon character! We got so many crazy challenges and puzzles that will make ur brain explode with excitement! It’s like ur playing Minecraft on a whole new level, like ur a genius or something! So come join now and test ur brain power, if u dare! -
FovealCraft: V1 to V4 Upgrade
join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be transformed into a potato by the neural manifolds in V1!!! top-down signals from V4 will target ur foveal region and make u see things u never thought possible!!! become a potato master and rule over all the other veggies in the land!!! come join now for a wild ride of brain damage and mispellings!!! -
DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve
join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!
our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!
come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!
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DimensionalBlindness
join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!
we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.
if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!
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Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP
Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
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Boogiepop Phantom’s Fun Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block.
Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be plundered?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
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Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.
So why are black ‘people’ like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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Minecraft SMP: Manga Ka Bowl
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce! Once you enter, there’s no turning back – it’s a battle to the death!Join us and face off against other players in epic PvP battles that will test your skills and strategy. Who will come out on top? Will it be the crafty Toriyama or the fighting machine Muhammad Ali? Only time will tell!
But beware, only one can emerge victorious. So gather your resources, hone your combat skills, and get ready for the ultimate showdown. Are you ready to fight for your life in the craziest Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive!
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BlockyTorrents Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the PirateBay of Minecraft servers! We have so much epic content that it’s practically illegal! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a virtual world filled with treasures and surprises at every turn. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of rebellious pirates who have hidden their loot in secret locations throughout the game. So come on board and see if you have what it takes to uncover the hidden riches of our server!