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MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4765	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	759
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SugarDaddyCraft

arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Applications, Create, Discord, Factions, Forge, Guns, Modded, Moddedserver, PvP, Server, smp, Team Pvp, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	48

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	389	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	811
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	8473	Dimension Hops:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, challenging myself, CraftyDreams, dream, Exploration, goals, lifelong dreams, living life to the fullest, making memories, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, pursuing passions, pushing boundaries, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1568	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7243	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!

StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

Acts, compassion, faith in humanity, feel-good moment, Generosity, good samaritan, grateful moment, Heartwarming, heartwarming gesture, helping hand, Human Connection, Kindness, memorable interaction, positive encounter, Random, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, Selfless act, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, touching gesture, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7543	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!

SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological finds, archaeology, Confirmed, Evidence, Existence, Fossils, historical evidence, History, human evolution, human remains, Paleontology, past generations, Players, prehistoric, proof of life, scientific discovery, SkeleProof, skeletal remains, Skeletons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!