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Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	760188	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5756	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

CyberPaty Minecraft server

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, CyberPaty, Discord, Donations, Economy, Equal, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Wipes, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Emeralds Found:	4664
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n

cyberpaty.gomc.fun

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Potions Brewed:	118	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, alien invasion, alien invasion response, alien invasion warning, alien takeover, alien threat, aliens, Apathy, Extraterrestrial, Gaming, gaming distraction, gaming over aliens, gaming priorities, indifference, indifference to aliens, Invasion, invasion alert, invasion concern, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, video game obsession, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, cautionary tale, conspiracy theories, Crafty, dangerous ideology, Disinformation, extremist beliefs, fake news, global domination, Hate Speech, hidden agenda., historical document, illuminati, Jewish conspiracy, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political manipulation, Propaganda, Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, secret societies, Server, world domination, Zions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

Aewtrannies, CANCELLED, controversy, correct the record, corrections, Drama, Entertainment, fan reactions, Fandom, Hogwheels, internet trolls, Minecraft, Misinformation, online arguments, pop culture, Rumors, Slopdown, smp, social media, television, wrestling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5981
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, character demo, Combat Intel, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Events, Falling Stars, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sandwiches, Server, special program, Teaser, Trailer, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	896
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black history, black man, Chads, civil rights, demonstration, discrimination, empowerment, man, MARCHES, marches on, Minecraft, movement, negro, Oppression, Progressivism, protest, Racial equality, smp, social justice, solidarity, Unity, where we at

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!