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Nope, I love all holiday foods! Minecraft server

ceremony, Country, DISLIKES, Father, foods, FREEZER, holiday, holiday foods, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, nope, picrel, ritual table, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family’s holiday traditions? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have a whole ritual table dedicated to sacrificing unpopular holiday foods. Forget about freezing them, just toss them into the virtual fire and watch them disappear! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as your family’s holiday gatherings. Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity.

Have You Seen This Man? Minecraft SMP

ALERT, crime, criminal, Find, fugitive, Help, investigation, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, missing person, Police, Public Safety, Report, REWARD, search, sighting, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, tip, wanted, whereabouts

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Have you seen this man? Legend has it he once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to meet this mysterious and elusive player. Who knows, you might even become best friends and go on wacky adventures together, like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DadCraft: BirthGate LOL

Argument, BirthGate, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional baggage, family, Father, Fatherhood, Labor, lol, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2215
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being reminded of that one time you missed the birth of your child because you were too busy playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where missing important life events is just part of the game!

Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about that argument with your wife over daycare costs. Who needs expensive childcare when you can spend all day building virtual castles and fighting off creepers?

Plus, on our server, no one will judge you for prioritizing pixelated adventures over real-life responsibilities. So come join us and leave your guilt at the door – after all, in Minecraft, you can always respawn!

WordyMinecraftSMP

Favorite, favorite word, favorite word chat, favorite word choice, favorite word conversation, favorite word debate, favorite word decision, favorite word dialogue, favorite word discussion, favorite word inquiry, favorite word option, favorite word poll, favorite word preference, favorite word query, favorite word question, favorite word selection, favorite word selection process, favorite word survey, favorite word topic, Word, WordyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret language made entirely of llama noises! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to communicate with your fellow players using your best llama impersonation. It’s a hilarious and chaotic way to play the game, and you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons while jamming out to some sick beats. Just be careful not to accidentally dance your way into a lava pit!

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our SMP today. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in the depths of our llama language.

BoomerCraft2021

aging gracefully, aging gracefully meaning, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully tips, aging parents, Aging population, aging process, aging process in biology, aging process in humans, aging process in physiology, aging process in psychology, aging process in sociology, aging signs, aging skin, aging well, BoomerCraft2021, instantly aging, premature aging, signs of aging

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly age like a fine wine! Our server is so intense that just logging in will give you gray hairs and aching joints. But don’t worry, because with great age comes great wisdom…and a killer base made entirely out of diamond blocks! So come on, join us and watch your character go from a fresh-faced noob to a seasoned Minecraft pro in the blink of an eye. Who needs a time machine when you have our server?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, defense industry, defense technology, domestic drones, drone industry, drone production, drone technology, eastern europe, geopolitical competition, military advancements, military capabilities, military drones, military technology, Minecraft, national security, parity in the skies, russia, Server, surveillance drones, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian technology, UkrainianDroneCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be goin’ all out with their drone game! They be pumpin’ out drones like nobody’s business and now they claim they be on the same level as Russia in the skies! Imagine flyin’ around in a drone battle with your pals, takin’ on the might of Russia with your sick drone skills. Join now and be part of the epic drone wars that’ll go down in Minecraft history! Let’s show Russia who’s boss in the virtual skies, fam!

BorderPatrolCraft

border checks, border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border monitoring, border patrol, border security, BorderPatrolCraft, COVID-19 measures, cross-border traffic, customs inspection, european union, germany, immigration control, international borders, land borders, passport checks, Schengen Area, security measures, travel regulations, travel restrictions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

RahimCraft

Minecraft Survival PvP PvE Exploration Combat Dynamic Challenging Building Multiplayer Adventure Sandbox Creative Redstone Mods Minigames Economy Factions Skyblock Roleplay, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

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Hololive Rejects Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, internet culture, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, Online Community, online controversy, online drama, online personalities, online streaming, rejects, Server, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	524
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no Hololive” policy because we’re all about that original content, baby! Join us if you’re tired of seeing those virtual YouTubers hogging all the spotlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Great Wall of China Korea USA Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, business ethics, China, collusion, Competition, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Generosity, global economy, Great, hurting, India, international relations, Kindness, Korea, market share, Minecraft, protectionism, smartphone companies, smp, technology industry, trade war, Usa, Wall

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being a smartphone villain? Join our Minecraft SMP and redeem yourself by building epic structures that will make even the gods of India jealous! We don’t tolerate colluding with evil corporations here, only pure creativity and fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical cow that shoots diamonds out of its udders. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show India that you’re ready to make amends through the power of blocks and pixels!