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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5017 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
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