LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE FAR RIGHT PVV FROM NETHERLANDS TOOK OVER MINECRAFT AND MADE OWNING A COPY OF THE KORAN A CRIME! JOIN US FOR SOME WILD TIMES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD A SECRET KORAN LIBRARY IN YOUR BASE AND TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT BY THE NSC LEADER PIETER OMTZIGT! WILL YOU SURVIVE FIVE YEARS IN OUR VIRTUAL JAIL?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!
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KoranCraft: JailbreakPVV
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UgandanRejectsCraft
lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!
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BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.
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UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!
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F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!
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RenewableDutchPower
lol come join our minecraft server where we harness the power of DUTCH ELECTRICITY to make the most lit gaming experience ever!!! our renewable energy sources will power your virtual adventures like never before!!! imagine mining diamonds powered by windmills and solar panels, it’s like living in a virtual eco-friendly paradise!!! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained hamsters on wheels, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!!! join now and experience the madness for yourself!!!
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HagueCraft Minecraft Server
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.
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PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis
haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.
so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
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CraftyKyivWarriors
hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even the netherlands greenlights kyiv to hit russia on it! yea u heard me right, we got international politics goin on in this minecraft world!join us and u can be part of the epic battle between nations, build ur own army and conquer the world! we got weapon restrictions lifted, so u can go crazy with all the TNT and diamond swords u want!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! will u join them or fight against them? the choice is yours!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft world u’ve ever seen! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we hide top secret politicians like gonzalez from venezuela in the netherlands! u can build ur own secret hideout and protect it from evil dictators and spies! plus, gonzalez might even give u some tips on how to survive in the wild! join now for the most thrilling adventure of ur life!