CoreMC Vanilla Whitelist Server – Long Term Vanilla Survival – No Resets – Join Now

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CoreMC Minecraft Server

Key Features	Purely Vanilla server No datapacks, except for logging Default vanilla gameplay Respectful community
Gameplay Mechanics	No PVP/Griefing/Stealing No item dupe glitches No excessive lag-causing builds No discrimination or harassment No hacking
Community Aspects	All skill levels welcome Server address: play.core-mc.net Active Discord community
Discord	Join Discord to apply

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server purely Vanilla?	Yes, the server runs the stock vanilla .jar.
Are there any gameplay restrictions?	No, anything possible in vanilla Minecraft is allowed.
Can I use client-side mods?	Mods like auto clickers, schematic mods, shaders are allowed. Ask first for clarification.
Are alt accounts allowed?	Alt accounts are allowed as long as they do not break the rules.

PvPioneers Warzone

active community, Anti-Cheat System, Anti-Xray, bounty system, Buff drinks, Classic feeling, Combat, Fair PVP, Freebuild, Homes, KD-Quote, Killstreaks, Kits, Leaderboards, Mob Drops, money rewards, netherite, Oldschool, Protect boxes, PvP, Schildshops, Stackable positions, Staicable Tränke, Stats, Survival, teleports, Warps

PvPioneers

What’s up, fellow gamers? Here’s what you can expect on this epic server:

Oldschool PvP with no cooldown on hits
Freebuild & Survival on Version 1.20.4
Stackable potions & that classic combat vibe
Homes, warps, and teleports for convenience
Kits with ready-to-use items
Protect your stuff with automatic boxes
Check out your stats and climb the leaderboards
Shop for Netherite gear, buff drinks, and more
Earn money from MOB drops
Put bounties on other players for some extra fun
Join a cool community that’s always down to hang
Fair PvP thanks to a modern anti-cheat system
No cheating allowed – earn your ores like a boss!

Get ready to game like never before on PvPioneers! 🎮🔥

162.33.20.118:9004

Anarchy Country Fun

Anarchy, BUILD, capitalism, Community, Countrys, diamonds, Fun, Help, Helpful, Minecraft, netherite, Positive, Server

Anarchy Server Information

The best anarchy server in the world with countries! Don’t forget about the friendly community that’s always there to help you build, find diamonds, or netherite! Join now if you enjoy capitalism- I mean FUN!!

Join now and have a blast!

104.193.177.253

Progression SMP – Vanilla Server with Serverwide Challenges and Quests

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Serverwide challenges and quests, slower progression, diverse challenges related to building and exploring
Gameplay Mechanics	New vanilla server, challenges to complete before obtaining stronger gear and dimensions
Community Aspects	Encourages serverwide cooperation, prevents rushing through the game
Discord	discord.gg/vVTARxNyeB

FAQ

What is Progression smp?

Progression smp is a new vanilla Minecraft server with serverwide challenges and quests to slow down progression and encourage diverse gameplay experiences.

How do challenges work?

Challenges must be completed by the entire server to progress, ensuring no one can rush ahead of others.

Can I join the server?

Yes, join the Discord server at discord.gg/vVTARxNyeB for more information on when the world will be opened.

MineWild Adventure

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MineWild

Welcome to MineWild – Your New Survival Adventure Awaits!

Custom Survival Features:

Explore the Revamped End, Nether, and Overworld, with new ores and challenges!
Find special items like Ender Ore, made into strong tools and gear even better than Netherite!
Lots of custom blocks and items for a fresh yet classic survival feel.

Long-Term Commitment:

No world resets—build your legacy in a lasting world.
Play on the latest Minecraft version for all the newest stuff.

Chill Vibes, Warm Community:

Friendly, welcoming players keen to team up and help.

MineWild.net

ValorMC Adventures

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ValorMC

Description:

ValorMC is a cool survival server with RPG vibes in Minecraft! Level up, do quests, and get stronger while exploring our world with cool mobs and awesome biomes. Whether you like building or fighting, ValorMC has something for everyone. Join for fun adventures or just chill in our custom survival world – your choice!

What makes ValorMC special?

Lots of cool custom biomes to check out
Custom mobs like bears, sharks, squirrels, and tough bosses
Exclusive custom items that are better than netherite
Great for both builders and PVP players

Join now for a unique Minecraft experience!

ms.valormc.net

Swiper’s Den – Stick Swiper

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Stick Swiper

The spark is lit and our journey in a wild new land is about to begin. Our homes are waiting in a huge 5k by 5k world. You’ll have plenty of time to build up your own place or team up with others to do the same. Maybe you’ll even try to take on the Warden if you’re brave enough. But watch out, redstone lovers – nether quartz is off limits for now. Get ready to think outside the box to solve your redstone problems.

Portals won’t work until the stars align and we can access the Nether. Take a chance, get some bacon, and make a beacon. Or hunt for netherite to upgrade your gear. Just be careful – you might regret going into the Nether when your stuff goes up in smoke or you get whacked by a piglin with a gold axe.

After dominating the Nether with a cobblestone tree, we’ll fix our stuff and head to the End. The ender dragon is waiting to be defeated. But be careful – the End is full of treasures that might lead to a fiery end or a messy splat.

1.20 experimental features are on, so get ready for some surprises!

Stick Swiper is ready to welcome you to your new home.

stickswiper.apexmc.co

Lifesteal High: SMP

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Lifesteal Junior High School

Lifesteal SMP! It’s like Parrot’s Lifesteal SMP, where you spawn in, gather stuff, and fight other players to get extra hearts for your health! If you kick the bucket, you lose a heart forever unless you can get it back. The community is nice and friendly. RULES: No fancy arrows, no netherites except for your shovel and pickaxe, no cheating at all. We got anticheat, so if you cheat, you’re out!

51.222.39.231:25587

PrinterMC Vanilla SMP

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PrinterMC Server Information

Printer SMP is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a twist!

No netherite stuff allowed, gotta work with what you got.
Totems only from mansions, no more diamond gear from villagers.
Cool events like ice boat racing and PVP tournaments with epic prizes.
World border is 10K in all directions for endless exploring.

Join PrinterSMP now and hop on our discord for updates on upcoming events!

play.printermc.com

Altheria Worldbuilding

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Altheria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Geopolitical
Features	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
Server Age	New (launched a few weeks ago)
Join Nation	Pyuku

Altheria Minecraft Server FAQ

1. What is the server type?

Altheria is a geopolitical-style server where players can create towns, build economies, and go into wars and alliances.

2. How old is the server?

The server was launched only a few weeks ago, so it is relatively new.

3. What is the nation to join?

You can join the nation Pyuku on the server.

4. What rewards are offered for joining Pyuku?

Members of Pyuku are offered netherite, access to a mob grinder, gear, and more.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

The server is looking for builders, miners, and PVPers to join Pyuku.

6. Where can I join Pyuku?

You can join Pyuku on the server through the Discord link provided: Join Pyuku

Dial Down Minecrafters

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Welcome to the Endless Call: A Long-Distance Twilight Zone

Step right into the pixelated abyss where relationships transform into a never-ending voice chat! Enter a server shrouded in disconnection yet saturated with connection, better known as The Boundless Link. What lies beyond the bright blocks and endless sky? Oh, just an unsettling concoction of love, anxiety, and existential dread wrapped in an 8-bit bow!

It’s Not Just A Game—It’s a Commitment to Uncomfortable Surveillance!

Dive deep into the chaos of love gone awry. Our players are bound by digital strings, their hearts forever tethered to the never-ending sound of voices echoing in the void. Your friendships will never be the same. Forge realms of contention as you navigate relationship ruins like:

Hang-ups that Never Happen: Unwind at 3 AM with a FaceTime call without the luxury of ever closing the door.
Driving While Distracted: Witness jaw-dropping car wrecks caused by players prioritizing pixelated affection over their safety! 🚗💔
Data Depletion Devastation: Spend coins for mobile data like it’s Halloween candy, just to keep that connection alive, even in dire straits.

Features & Mechanics of Madness

Feature	Description
Permanent Call Setting	Forget about logging off; your friends will hear your roommate’s snores and your dog’s barks. Always.
In-Game Relationship Anxiety	Will she text you during a boss fight? What if she needs reassurance while you’re busy? The tension is palpable!
Mountainous Data Costs	Like a cryptid chasing you through the woods, dread its insatiable appetite for your mobile data!
Overwhelming Empathy	Receive real-time emotional breakdown notifications. Who needs boundaries when your heart is your only armor?

The Eerie Conspiracy Behind The Boundless Link

Legend speaks of a day when someone hung up first. The server is rumored to be created by entities who wish to explore the culmination of love and obsession, their voices echoing from the underworld of long-distance relationships; blurring the lines between love, dependency, and sheer madness. Join at your own peril!

User Testimonials:

“I thought I came for the adventure, but I stayed for the crippling anxiety!” — Anonymous Player #1234567

“The data drains me more than my ex ever did.” — CanWeHangOutForever21

Frequently Asked Questions (That Are Totally Useless)

Q: Why do I feel like I’m losing my mind every time I log in? A: You will find answers in the outer realms of your consciousness—or maybe just some cobblestone.

Q: Is it normal to argue over who has the more expensive mobile plan? A: Only if you think the threat of a broken connection adds spice.

Dark Whispers from the Blocks: What You Should Know Before Joining:

This server has been banned in 49 countries for promoting unhealthy attachments. Most don’t know why—do you dare find out?
Rumor has it that players who dare to log off risk being trapped in the space between calls, forever hearing their lover’s song playing faintly in the distance.

Join The Boundless Link—If You Dare!

Will you wade through the chaos of emotional bandwidth, or will you be the one to finally break free? Embrace the uncertainty of long-distance gaming where each ping could change your life forever. Now loading… the virtual haunted house of your heart!

Naive Noobs Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, have you ever thought about joining a Minecraft SMP that’s basically a collective fever dream? Like, I’m talkin’ wild! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything you’re doing and sprint towards this chaos-infested pixel land like a caffeinated chicken 🐔💨:

Giant Squids with Top Hats: Yup, you heard me. When you log in, be prepared to meet the Great Squid Chancellor, regally floating in the sunlit oceans. He demands tribute in the form of… raw fish? But plot twist! If you don’t give it to him, he’ll summon a tidal wave of… DOUGHNUTS! 🍩 Just imagine drowning in pastries and trying to swim – it’s a heart attack waiting to happen!
The Legendary Lava Monster named Steve: Dude, Steve was just a normal guy until he fell into some lava and then became the Lava Monster. 😱 Now he just wants a hug. But beware! If you try to hug him, your Minecraft world might spontaneously combust in a fiery explosion of cupcakes. Everyone wants a cupcake, right?! (Or is it just me?)
Talking Cows with PhDs: Don’t be shocked when you see cows giving you lectures on quantum physics while you try to mine diamonds. They might moo at you with fancy words, and if you don’t bring them carrots, they’ll deny you access to their secret enchanted forest with magical trees! I mean, who doesn’t want trees that just drop emeralds like it’s nbd?
Inventory Full of Rubber Ducks: Forget diamonds or gold! Here, you’ll harvest an insane number of rubber ducks 💦🦆. You can pretend they’re your army, and they rule over the land while you develop the world’s first Duck Utopia! Just don’t let the evil Rubber Duck King catch you, or you’ll be banished to the Realm of Eternal Quacking!
Nether Hell Club: Join the Nether’s hottest club (literally) where the piglins know how to throw a rager! They’ve got DJ Ghast spinning fiery beats, and if you can survive the dance-off, you might win a prized slice of cake made of real ender pearls! 🎂
Time-Traveling Villagers: What if the villagers knew how to time travel and took your butt back to prehistoric times? You could ride dinosaurs (made of blocks, obvi) and they will probably turn out to be your loyal pets! Like a T-Rex that shrieks, “YEEHAW” every time you jump off a cliff!
The Monthly Enderman Fashion Show🔥: It’s basically all the Endermen strutting their stuff with their stylish blocks! You can be their runway coach! Have you ever thought about teaching an Enderman how to walk in stilettos? Hilarious.

If any of these reasons make you laugh, scream, or throw your computer out the window, then this crazy Minecraft SMP is where you belong! Come join us and see if you can survive the madness! 🌈✨flips table Like, seriously, if you don’t, are you even living life to the fullest?

ToastyPBJCraftopia

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Welcome to the most ENCHANTING Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Forget your typical survival gameplay and brace yourself for a world that will make toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches look like last week’s soggy bread!

Here’s why you MUST join us:

The PB&J Dimension: Ever heard of a realm where peanut butter rainstorms create luscious jelly seas? You got it! Dive into the PB&J Dimension, where your character can surf on jelly waves while dodging gigantic flying toasters hurling crispy sandwiches your way. Watch out for the legendary PB&J dragon – it’s said that if you slay it, you’ll be granted the ultimate tastiest sandwich recipe!
Epic Sandwich Wars: Our in-game events feature the most outrageous sandwich showdowns! Unleash your inner foodie warrior as you choose your favorite filling and throw down in epic battles against other players’ culinary creations. Who’s going to rise to the top as the Sandwich King or Queen? Spoiler alert: there’s a throne made of crusty bread waiting just for you!
Mystical Baking Spells: Join our secret community of wizard bakers and discover hidden spells that turn any item into a gourmet dish! Turn a diamond pickaxe into a golden spatula of epic proportions! Use it to craft the Sandwich of Unlimited Crunchiness, but beware – it may accidentally summon the Sandwich Goblin, who demands a tribute of… pineapple pizza?!
The Toasted Challenge: Can you survive 10 minutes inside the legendary Toasted Temple? Legend says that if you can evade the Melty Cheese Golems and avoid falling into the giant pool of ranch dressing, you’ll be awarded with the exclusive Toasted Crown, which grants you the power to summon a butter knife minion!
Endless Exploration: Explore a massive world with biomes like the Jellybean Jungle and the Crisp Crouton Canyon. Encounter quirky mobs like the Buzzy Bees of Butter, who will fight alongside you to gather golden nectar for the Great Sandwich Festival held every lunar cycle!
The Peanut Gallery: Join our hilarious community of players who debate the crucial questions of life, such as, "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" and “Should ketchup be banned from sandwiches altogether?” Our in-game forums are filled with outrageous theories and heated discussions that will tickle your senses and possibly spark epic brawl challenges!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, summon your sandwich-making spirit, and plunge into a world of madness and mayhem. Our server awaits your arrival, and trust us – it’s going to be tastier than a freshly toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even facebook is jelly? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, cuz we “worked hand in glove” with china! yep, u heard it right, we got connections with the big dogs.

imagine building ur epic castle while chatting with the great wall of china in the background. oh, and did i mention our ex-director is a total legend? he once tamed a dragon in minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story bro.

come join us and experience the epicness for urself. who needs facebook when u can have china on ur side in minecraft? let’s goooooo!

Chronic Kids Club

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we cure pediatric chronic diseases with magic potions and enchanted diamonds!! we got over 25 million young peeps living with chronic conditions but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are on standby to heal them with just a click of a button. battle monsters, build epic castles, and save lives all in one place. join now and be a hero in the most insane minecraft server ever!!

Rajib Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

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Does Rajib Have a Minecraft Server?

Rajib is a popular content creator known for engaging videos on gaming, particularly Minecraft. Many fans are eager to jump into a Minecraft server connected to Rajib’s community but are uncertain about its availability.

Official Minecraft Server Status

As of now, Rajib does not have an official Minecraft server. This leaves fans looking for alternatives to experience gameplay and connect with like-minded players.

Alternative Fan-Made Servers

While there is no official Rajib server, several fan-made servers may capture a similar vibe:

RajibFanWorld: A community-driven server often hosting themed events inspired by Rajib’s content. Check platforms like Discord for server IP and community events.
RajibCraft: A server run by fans that mimics Rajib’s gameplay style and offers similar modes and themes.

Useful Next Steps

For updates on a possible official server or to connect with Rajib’s community, check out these links:

Rajib’s Official YouTube Channel for the latest videos and announcements.
Minecraft Server List to explore fan-made alternatives and find a fitting server.
Discord Servers to join communities and participate in discussions related to Rajib’s content.

Stay tuned to Rajib’s social channels for any developments regarding an official server in the future!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

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The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

eu4-free.falixserver.net:24299

KraftySMP

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Mod Pack	MC Eternal
Mod Pack Version	1.12

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any restrictions on who can play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
How often do you switch mod packs?	We switch mod packs every 2.5 to 3 months.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community.
What kind of events do you host on the server?	We will be hosting events with prizes and more activities in the future.
How can I join the server’s discord channel?	Click here to join our discord channel.

Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

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Join THE SERVER that WILL Unlock the CAVES of your SANITY!

Are you prepared to step into the MINEFIELD of pure chaos? This is the #1 server that WILL make you question if the blocks beneath your feet are even REAL! Do you want to LIVE in a world where the sun is purple and the cows SCREAM? Yes? Then, welcome! It’s the best, worst, most confusing place you’ll EVER BE! Join now and become a part of our collective HALLUCINATION!

Feature	Description
Dimension of Trapped Thoughts	Enter a realm where you can only mine with your MIND! The pickaxe is a mere illusion!
Portal to Yesterday	Travel back but NOT forward! Time is a circle that doesn’t exist until you notice it!
Exploding Crafting Tables	Every 10th use CROWDS your screen with infinite PIGS! Are they real? What is real?
Player Banned for Breathing	Here, your lungs are the enemies! Only whisper to survive—CAPITAL letters are strictly forbidden!
Secret Conspiracies	Email us decoded messages about how everything you know is a lie. Encrypted by our dogs.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join?A: Join by leaving the reality you know and LISTENING to the voices that tell you to click the link. What’s a link?

Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: Only if the children can unlearn the concept of age! Otherwise, there may be some minor existential crises!

Q: Do I need mods?A: Mods?? The only mod you need is the MODULATION of your THOUGHTS. You think, therefore, you are.

Random Chaos Quotes From Our ‘Players’

>calls herself poopkin peepa>doesn’t pee or poop, but does the wall talk back to you when you’re mining?

I once made a sandwich, but it turned into a black hole. AM I STILL EATING?

Don’t trust the diamonds—they are just glimmering thoughts of my forgotten childhood!

CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

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Yo, fellow block heads, gather ‘round and let me tell you about this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP that’s just begging for your noob-tastic presence! Like, imagine if a bunch of creepers and your grandma had a dance party, but then she forgot the chicken pot pie in the oven and it exploded into a million diamonds. Yup, it’s that level of chaos!

First off, we’ve got a giant rubber duck made of obsidian that quacks in 8-bit whenever there’s a full moon. Why? Nobody knows! But you better join because last time it sang the “Gummy Bear” song and turned everyone into villagers for a whole week. You’ll need to learn all the secret villager dance moves just to fit in, bro!

And let me not forget the legendary cursed beacon that grants wish! But beware! You don’t just wish for diamonds or to end the hunger games—no, no! You might accidentally wish for a pet llama named Steve that sings “Baby Shark” every time you try to sleep. Sweet dreams, right?

Oh, and speaking of dreams, we’ve got these funky biomes! One is literally just made out of giant cat memes! Imagine crafting with meme blocks while an army of TikTokers tries to steal your enchantment table. It’s like a survival game but if survival involved a lot of screaming and crying at pixelated skeletons who ONLY shoot pointy arrows of disappointment!

And you know what else? Each time someone doesn’t feed the server’s pet pig named Sir Oinksalot, he blasts the most cringe-worthy lyrics that’ll haunt your dreams! Like, “I’m in love with the shape of you” will echo through your soul as you try to mine for emeralds—your life will never be the same again!

Plus, we have an annual potato Olympics where players compete in the most ridiculous potato-related challenges—last year, someone tried to ride a potato into the Nether, and let’s just say… we’re still looking for Steven, the guy who wore a potato sack as armor. RIP Steven, forever in our hearts (and back at spawn).

So, if you wanna get cringed out, dance with your grandma, and maybe lose a few brain cells while trying to be the King of Pigs, this Minecraft SMP is your new home! Don’t join if you can’t handle the spicy memes, the cringe, and the glorious chaos! Just remember: you may come for the blocks, but you’ll stay for the absolute insanity. We’re all mentally deranged here, and it’s fabulous! See ya in the world of blocks and awkwardness! 🥔💥