The Not-So-Sanctimonious SMP Server: Premium Selection!

Discord, proximity chat, Elytra Finding, Server, shopping district

Server Overview

Feature	Description
Dynmap	15K x 15k World Border with Expansions
AFK Kick	No AFK Kick
Discord	Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord
Build Team	Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone
Events	Frequent and Engaging Events
Shopping District	Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
Elytra	End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding
Cheating	No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray
Staff	5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff
Proximity Chat	Optional Proximity Chat

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM

The Sanctuary: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend they’re productive members of society. No dynmap allowed though.

PRETEND, proximity chat, ELYTRA, Dynmap, smp

Welcome to the Sanctuary Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features	Details
Dynmap with Pins	15K x 15K World Border with Expansions
No AFK Kick	Players can stay online without getting kicked for being AFK
Active Discord	Community with a ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’
Server Build Team	Applications encouraged from everyone
Frequent Events	Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights, etc.
Beautiful Shopping District	Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
End Dimension Reset	For Elytra Finding
No Cheating Policy	Every Diamond Mined is checked for X-Ray
Experienced Staff	Active and friendly 5th season staff
Optional Proximity Chat	Enable proximity chat for immersive gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply with the link provided in the Discord where you can fill in a quick application.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic. Just be yourself and show us you’re interested!

Q: Are new players welcome, even if the server has been running for a month?

A: Yes! We’re excited to welcome new players to our community. You won’t feel out of place as we’re all in a new discord and world.

Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?

A: Absolutely! We have a strict policy against cheating, and every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.

EnterCraft

online streaming, multiplayer, Nether Hub, Discord, application

Welcome to Entercraft SMP! We are an SMP looking for *Streamers only* to help each other grow, connect, and make content together! We don’t care about the number of followers or subscribers you have, we are just looking to make a community for people to work together on their streaming journey! The server is a plain, simple server with plans to make a nether hub to connect everyone’s homes, and a place to convene at spawn, and we are always open to suggestions on things you’d like to see in the Discord. If you’re looking to make some online friends to stream with and play games with, you’ve absolutely found the right server 🙂 Please fill out the application below to apply to EnterCraft SMP for some fun! If you are accepted, we will add you in to our Discord with the IP to the server and the Minecraft version. Thank you so much, and I can’t wait to meet you all! APPLY HERE! https://forms.gle/hYahGpa4jJpgQ9o29

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Ember Amane, phase connect, Remilia Nephys, Invasion, Phase Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

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family dynamics, Decision making, consent, sex education, explicit language

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

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CraftyAddictz

daily necessities, daily musts Can’t live without, CraftyAddictz, daily staple Daily must-haves, daily necessity

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

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Government, victory plan, government officials, Politics, President Zelensky

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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Minecraft, Pirate, Gaming Community, retro gaming, Cyberpunk

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

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Server Overview

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Welcome to the Sanctuary Minecraft Server!

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