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Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

PineapplePizzaMC Server

controversial toppings, culinary choices, debate, divisive toppings, Food, food debates, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Hot Topic, opinion, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple lovers, PineapplePizzaMC, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, popular toppings, Server, unconventional toppings

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true beauty of pineapple on pizza? Well, look no further because our server is a pineapple paradise! Join us and experience the joy of building your own pineapple pizza castle, complete with a moat of marinara sauce and pepperoni guard towers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of pizza-loving villagers who have mastered the art of pizza crafting. They will teach you how to create the perfect pizza toppings using only the finest ingredients found in the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant the eater eternal happiness and unlimited pizza toppings for life. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with pineapple-hating creepers who will stop at nothing to keep the Golden Pineapple for themselves.

So come join us on our pineapple pizza adventure and let your taste buds (and creativity) run wild! Who needs diamonds when you have a slice of pineapple pizza in hand?

RedditLegendsCraft

best of reddit, famous reddit posts, iconic posts, iconic reddit threads, internet history, legendary threads, memorable discussions, most legendary threads, must-read threads, popular discussions, reddit, reddit classics, reddit gems, reddit history, reddit lore, reddit nostalgia, RedditLegendsCraft, top reddit threads, top threads, unforgettable threads, viral content

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges.

Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

But that’s not all! Our community is so awesome, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

Canadian society, Canadians, CraftyCanuckz, economic disparity, financial struggle, income inequality, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty crisis, poverty in Canada, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty rate, poverty research, poverty statistics, poverty trends, PovertyFree, Report, Social Issues, statistics, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Void Gems Collected:	30	Emeralds Found:	3804
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4067

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7862
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.

WeirdTube Minecraft Server

atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, Favorite, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Server, strange, TOPICS, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, Videos, watch, weird, WeirdTube

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the sheer awesomeness of it all that they never wanted to leave. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds, and even battle a dragon that shoots out kittens instead of fireballs. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	319277	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Bolivia, catholic church, child abuse, Corruption, cover up, crimes, Exploitation, Holycraft, investigation, Jesuit Order, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, Priest, religious institution, scandal, Server, sexual abuse

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8633
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Farms Harvested:	929
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
New Chunks Explored:	274083	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so wild, it makes a pedophile priest in Bolivia look tame? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Jesuit Order as you navigate through hidden temples and treacherous caves. But be careful, because you never know what kind of scandalous cover-ups you might stumble upon!

With custom plugins and wacky events, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the banned players go to plot their revenge. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and face the wrath of the banned?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little scandalous, but hey, that’s just all part of the fun!