Netanyahu MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConquest

Warning, MIDDLE EAST, foreign policy, strategy, March

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you join this server, you will be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into zombies! only the bravest players can uncover the truth and save the day.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)! Trust us, it’s just a question of time before you become addicted to this insane Minecraft server!

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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

secularism, Netanyahu, religious exemptions, Legal, Justice

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

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HamasCantBeDestroyed

military strategy, HamasCantBeDestroyed, gaza, Rift, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas and netanyahu combined! our explosions are so big, even the israeli military is jealous. we have crazy rifts and drama just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers. join now and help us create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! who needs peace talks when you can have TNT?

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GazaHostageRescueCraft

Conflict Resolution, hostage situation, hostage negotiation, political statement, Middle East conflict

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got netanyahu himself leading the charge to rescue all the hostages in gaza!!! yea u heard that right, we got world leaders playing minecraft to save the day.

u wanna be part of the action? well then join us and help netanyahu and his crew take down the bad guys and bring peace to the land. plus, we got a secret weapon – a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. yea, u ain’t gonna find that on any other server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a hero in the making. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle. yea, we got those too. ain’t no boring old regular minecraft server here, we got the craziest adventures waiting for u.

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NettyCraft: No Weapons for Biden

Conflict, united states, U.S, Israel, Netanyahu

so, like, u know that one time when u were mining in ur minecraft world and u found, like, a diamond block but then a creeper blew it up? well, on this server, that, like, NEVER happens! we have, like, super OP protection so ur precious diamonds are safe from those pesky creepers.

also, like, our server has, like, a secret underground city where u can find, like, rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s, like, a whole adventure just waiting for u to explore!

and get this, on our server, u can, like, ride on dragons and unicorns! yep, u heard me right. u can, like, fly around on a majestic dragon or prance around on a sparkly unicorn. it’s, like, totally magical and stuff.

so, like, why waste ur time on boring old servers when u can join ours and have the time of ur life? come join us and let the fun begin!

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CraftyNetanyahu’sWarPloy

MIDDLE EAST, Military, Effort, Conflict, Diplomacy

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE NETANYAHU WILL START A WAR IN LEBANON! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR SHEEP CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #NETANYAHUWHO? #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

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ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

ChipCraft, News, tkd, US Marine, Cozy

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

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CraftyWarCabinet Minecraft Server

leadership, Defense, Government, Minecraft, Politics

So, like, u should totally join this amaze-balls Minecraft server, cuz like, the owner once battled a horde of mutant chickens armed only with a carrot and a feather duster. it was epic, bro.

And get this, the admins on this server are like, actual wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. no joke, they once turned a creeper into a fluffy bunny just for kicks.

Oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are as crazy as u are, then u gotta join this Minecraft server. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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FrozenFundsFTW

Palestinian territories, frozen funds, Israeli prime minister, blinken, financial aid

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanna be like a diplomat or something? well, THIS SERVER is the place for u! u can build ur own embassy and negotiate with other players to release frozen funds for ur country! it’s like real life but in minecraft! plus, u can ride llamas into battle and have dance parties with creepers. come join us for the most epic diplomatic minecraft experience ever!

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GantzCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, GantzCraft, political turmoil, resignation, Conflict

so, like, u know that guy benny gantz? he was all up in the war cabinet, but then he was like “nah, i’m outta here, peace out netanyahu!” and everyone was like whoa dude, what a plot twist! but anyway, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and excitement just like benny gantz’s resignation. u never know what’s gonna happen next, so come on and join the fun! plus, we have the best virtual hummus in all of minecraft, so what are u waiting for? come build, fight, and maybe even start a political scandal on our server today!

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