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CraftyProtestMC

activism strategies, Activists, civil disobedience, community mobilization, CraftyProtestMC, government accountability, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Netanyahu, political activism, political demonstration, political resistance, protest advocacy, protest coordination, protest organization, protest planning, protest solidarity, protest tactics, PROTESTS, social justice, Washington visit

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle it out like netanyahu vs protestors in washington! build your own protest signs and take on the corrupt government in epic pvp battles! who will win, the activists or the politicians? join now to find out and maybe even start a revolution in the world of blocks and pixels! let’s goooo! 🤣🔥👊

NetCraft Server: Biden vs. Bibi

Bibi, biden, brandon, Congress address, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leaders meeting, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, NetCraft, political meeting, Server, speech preparation, summit, united states, us politics, Washington visit, withdrawal bid

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Astral Projections Made:	0
Votes:	9924	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Bibi meeting with Biden? Look no further! Join our server where Brandon is planning to propose to Bibi in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated love stories. Who needs real-life drama when you can witness this epic virtual romance unfold? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic Minecraft love story of all time!

HouthiPortSmashCraft

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, enemies, Far Away, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthi port, HouthiPortSmashCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, proxy war, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Yemen

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Animals Bred:	132	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

HamasGoneBoom

airstrike, Assassination, Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, gaza, Hamas Leader, HamasGoneBoom, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, RETALIATION, strike, targeted killing, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN NETANYAHU TRYNA TAKE OUT HAMAS LEADER! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL TNT ACTION?! COME JOIN US AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN U GOT BLOCKS TO BLOW UP?! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS! U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ TIL U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, EVEN NETANYAHU DOIN’ THE MACARENA WITH A CREEPER! 😂🐷💥🚀

CraftyBibi’sCeasefireFun

Agreement, Ceasefire, compromise, concession, Conflict, CraftyBibisCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, Reversal, talks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself is there, making all these wild reverses on key concessions. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, dude. one minute you’re building a sick castle, the next minute you’re negotiating peace treaties with world leaders. it’s insane, bro. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

AchieveWarGoals, Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, hostage deal, HostageCraft, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace process, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, war goals

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!

CraftyHamasWarfare

Ceasefire, close, Conflict, CraftyHamasWarfare, Diplomacy, end-phase, gaza, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, Netanyahu, palestine, peace talks, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, war on Hamas

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4576
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GONNA END-PHASE WAR ON CREEPERS SOON! NETANYAHU SAYS WE CLOSE TO VICTORY, JUST NEED MORE PLAYERS TO HELP US DESTROY THE EVIL MOBS! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS! LET’S SHOW THOSE CREEPERS WHO’S BOSS! #MINECRAFTWAR #NETANYAHU #CREEPERSSUCK

CraftyConquest

Conflict, Conquer, CraftyConquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, leadership, March, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SECURITY, strategy, Time, united states, Visiting, Warning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you join this server, you will be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into zombies! only the bravest players can uncover the truth and save the day.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)! Trust us, it’s just a question of time before you become addicted to this insane Minecraft server!

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	4827
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4013	Magic Items Found:	7045

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

HamasCantBeDestroyed

Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HamasCantBeDestroyed, international relations, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, military official, military strategy, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, Rift, SECURITY, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas and netanyahu combined! our explosions are so big, even the israeli military is jealous. we have crazy rifts and drama just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers. join now and help us create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! who needs peace talks when you can have TNT?

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	96230
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!

Dragon Craft, where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join today for a roaring good time!

Adults, Armor statues, BUILD, Bundles, Chill, Community, Craft, cream, Datapacks, Dragon.., ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Good, Ice, Join, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Roaring, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Time, Today, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9735
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3729
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy the game together within a 20k world border.
Does the world reset with every Minecraft update?	No, the world will expand with every update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without fear of losing progress.
What kind of experience does the server offer?	Draconicraft offers a chill, respectful experience for adults to play together.
What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
Where can I get more information and join the server?	Join our Discord Server at https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr and fill out our application form to get started!

Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, AMERICANS, blocky, controversy, cultural norms, discrimination, distinguished man, Diversity, equality, fagness, Homophobia, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, lgbtqwertyuiop, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, pride, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rainbow explosion of fun and chaos! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky land.

We’ve got unicorns roaming the plains, talking cows giving out quests, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our custom rainbow-colored diamond armor – it’s fabulous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who can grant you three wishes if you can catch them. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Sweet!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most colorful Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fagness and lgbtqwertyuiop madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Chronic pain, constant headaches, headache, headache awareness, headache causes, headache diagnosis, headache management, headache medication, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedies, headache specialist, headache support, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, health issue, medical condition, Minecraft, patient, smp, SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS, treatment options

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7967
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

PeeBreakMC Server

aita, basement bathroom, bat shit, bathroom routine, Boundaries, brat behavior, Communication, hate, insane behavior, Knocking, love, MARRIED, PeeBreakMC, personal space, pooping, privacy, relationship, Server, shower, upstairs bathroom, Wife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4023
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!

DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

absent parent, aita, BDay, bio mom, birthday wish, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraft, family, feelings, fulfilled, Gifts, Guilt, hate, love, mother figure, Party, Promises, relationships, spoiled brat, Support, Surprise, sweet 16, teenager

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense family drama you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: a sweet 16 birthday party where the birthday girl wants her absentee bio-mom (who’s a total POS) to show up. Will she come? Will the stepmom throw a fit? Will the dad be caught in the middle of it all?

But wait, there’s more! The stepmom refuses to participate in the birthday surprise because she’s convinced the dad is choosing bio-mom over her. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join now for a Minecraft experience filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, budgeting, career development, education, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, financial literacy, good start, Investment, Life, Long-term goals, Minecraft, personal growth, Planning, retirement planning, risk management, savings, self improvement, skill-building, smp, wealth building, young person, YouthfulYields

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	6446
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking to secure your future in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP and watch your virtual investments pay off in diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg or two!

Forget about boring real-life investments like stocks and bonds, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you should invest in a creeper farm or a slime farm first.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who will randomly drop stacks of enchanted golden apples on unsuspecting players. So why waste your time with traditional investments when you could be living it up in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps? Join now and start building your fortune one block at a time!

UglyCelebSightings

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Celebrity, controversial, debate, FAMOUS, Figure, Gorgeous, Hollywood, Idol, image, Media, opinion, Perception, Popular, Public, Standards, Stunning, Subjective, UglyCelebSightings

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

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