Netanyahu Minecraft Servers

Netanyahu

  • CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

    CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCreeperCongress

    CraftyCreeperCongress

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyBibiVsTrump

    CraftyBibiVsTrump

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u can build the most insane structures and mine for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. plus, there’s this legend that if u find the secret hidden portal, u get transported to a land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke, bro.

    oh, and get this, there’s this crazy rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. imagine creepers doing the cha-cha, it’s wild, man.

    and, like, the best part is that the owner of the server is actually a wizard in disguise. he can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn your pet wolf into a unicorn. it’s like living in a fantasy world, but, like, for real.

    so, what are u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and let the adventures begin. who knows what kind of madness u’ll encounter. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyProtestMC

    CraftyProtestMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle it out like netanyahu vs protestors in washington! build your own protest signs and take on the corrupt government in epic pvp battles! who will win, the activists or the politicians? join now to find out and maybe even start a revolution in the world of blocks and pixels! let’s goooo! 🀣πŸ”₯πŸ‘Š

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NetCraft Server: Biden vs. Bibi

    NetCraft Server: Biden vs. Bibi

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Bibi meeting with Biden? Look no further! Join our server where Brandon is planning to propose to Bibi in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated love stories. Who needs real-life drama when you can witness this epic virtual romance unfold? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic Minecraft love story of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HouthiPortSmashCraft

    HouthiPortSmashCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

    so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HamasGoneBoom

    HamasGoneBoom

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN NETANYAHU TRYNA TAKE OUT HAMAS LEADER! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL TNT ACTION?! COME JOIN US AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN U GOT BLOCKS TO BLOW UP?! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS! U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ TIL U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, EVEN NETANYAHU DOIN’ THE MACARENA WITH A CREEPER! πŸ˜‚πŸ·πŸ’₯πŸš€

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyBibi’sCeasefireFun

    CraftyBibi’sCeasefireFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself is there, making all these wild reverses on key concessions. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, dude. one minute you’re building a sick castle, the next minute you’re negotiating peace treaties with world leaders. it’s insane, bro. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

    HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyHamasWarfare

    CraftyHamasWarfare

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GONNA END-PHASE WAR ON CREEPERS SOON! NETANYAHU SAYS WE CLOSE TO VICTORY, JUST NEED MORE PLAYERS TO HELP US DESTROY THE EVIL MOBS! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS! LET’S SHOW THOSE CREEPERS WHO’S BOSS! #MINECRAFTWAR #NETANYAHU #CREEPERSSUCK

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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