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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1235 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5606 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
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