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HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

SpookyIRLPlayer

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Intimidating, Nightmare, person, petrifying, Real Life, Scary, spine-tingling., SpookyIRLPlayer, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

CraftyCommiesLOL

Biden administration, Biden administration statement, casualties in Russia, CraftyCommiesLOL, deployment, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic fallout, foreign policy, global conflict, international relations, mass casualties, military deployment, North Korea, North Korean casualties, North Korean deployment, North Korean losses, North Korean military, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, White House

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Farms Harvested:	999	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

Blocky Vaccine Trials

Bacteria, blocky, C. difficile, clinical trial, Disappointment, efficacy trial, Failed, gastrointestinal, Healthcare, infection, Medical, pharmaceuticals, phase 3, Prevention, primary endpoint, research, Results, study, Treatment, Trials, vaccine, well tolerated

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	257
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Community, Customization, Dungeon, Events, Exploration, guild, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Mythical, Progression, Quests, Roleplaying, serpent, Skills, smp, strategy, Undead

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Overview
Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

Join our Discord server for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Dungeon SMP server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the overview above and joining our Discord server for further instructions.
What classes can I choose from?	There are various classes available such as Serpent, Undead, and more. Each class has its own unique abilities and attributes.
Is there a leveling system in the server?	Yes, there is a leveling system in place where you can grind to become stronger and unlock new abilities.
Are there hidden secrets in the dungeon?	Yes, the dungeon is filled with different rooms and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.
How can I get more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods?	You can explore the dungeon and interact with NPCs to uncover more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods.

Finn’s Dream Realm 1.20.4

#Finns, 1.20.4, arent, Así, dream, long tail tags, Realm

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	9376	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Farms Harvested:	107	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question reality? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy. We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party.

Forget about the normies, come hang out with us and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Mighty Heroes of Minecraft SMP

Admiration, athletes, Bravery, Champions, courage, Dedication, determination, friendship, Heroes, inspiration, long tail tags: heroes, loyalty, Mighty, Minecraft, OUR HEROES, perseverance, role models, smp, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, triumph, Unity, Victory, vinicius

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with brave heroes who embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build magnificent castles, and… well, Vinicius is just there to add some extra chaos.

Join our server if you want to witness Vinicius accidentally setting fire to his own house for the tenth time, or watch as our heroes try to navigate through a maze filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and Vinicius’s questionable building skills.

LoveRiskMinecraftSMP

Commitment, consequences, courage, Decision making, devotion, emotions, fear, fulfillment, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveRiskMinecraftSMP, Passion, regret, relationships, Risk, sacrifice, Trust, uncertainty, Vulnerability, worth it

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s literally the craziest place ever, like, I once saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while singing the national anthem backwards. It was wild, bro.

But seriously, this server is like the ultimate love story. You gotta take risks, man. Like, one time I built a giant heart out of diamonds for my crush on the server and she was like, “OMG, marry me in Minecraft!” And I was like, “HECK YEAH!”

So, if you wanna take risks for love and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us and experience the love and chaos of this Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. 😉🔥🎉

CrazyCraftersUnited

abnormal behavior, Behavior, cognitive functioning, CrazyCraftersUnited, Diagnosis, emotional health, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health disorders, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, psychiatric conditions, psychological well-being, Psychology, societal norms, stigma

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where eating pizza for breakfast isn’t considered normal behavior? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your pizza-loving flag fly high as we embrace all forms of breakfast madness.

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest player on the server in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of candy canes and gingerbread – it’s every Minecraft player’s dream come true!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible and breakfast pizza is always on the menu. You won’t regret it!

YemenMissileDefenseCraft

advanced defense system, Defense, defense capabilities, defense technology, deployed, first time, intercepts, Middle East conflict, military defense, military technology, missile defense, missile defense system, missile defense technology, missile interception, missile threat, national security, System, US defense system, Yemen conflict, Yemen missile, YemenMissileDefenseCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BEST DEFENSE SYSTEM IN DA WORLD, WE INTERCEPT MISSILES LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, WE’RE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN MINECRAFT. COME JOIN US AND FEEL THE THRILL OF SAVING THE WORLD FROM YEMEN MISSILES. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC ADVENTURE!

Impalas vs Chevy Impalas Server

actual impalas, car comparison, car facts, car popularity, car sightings, car trivia, chevy, Chevy Impalas, Chevy vehicles, Impalas, Server, vehicle statistics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8321
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more creepers than a taylor swift album, i swear! like, u gonna be runnin from them like u run from ur responsibilities, fam. and our diamond mines are so lit, u gonna be blingin like a disco ball in no time. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars. it’s like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow in a field of diamonds, i’m tellin ya. so come join us, cuz on this server, we don’t just play minecraft, we live it.