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CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1507	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	125
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Emeralds Found:	226
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	47
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Runes Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	9783	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	3782	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Votes:	7911

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨