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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 892 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.
