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  • NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers

    NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3258
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Potions Brewed: 173
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Void Gems Collected: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!

    not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, danger, and wearable tech madness! (Disclaimer: wearable tech may not actually exist on our server, but it sure does sound cool, right?)

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2124
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197
    Votes: 1610 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Alien Abductions: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

    And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

    But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

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  • SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

    SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8059
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Emeralds Found: 3589
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

    Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

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  • Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

    Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5898
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 353
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

    Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 5665
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DimondCraft Minecraft server

    DimondCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 395
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 167 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Crops Grown: 6969 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

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    Please come in soon

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  • Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

    Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6602
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

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  • Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

    Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 8564
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

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  • Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

    Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6637
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Votes: 8038
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

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  • Job Interview Minecraft SMP

    Job Interview Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 7916
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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  • Steamhaven

    Steamhaven
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8444
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9548 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Votes: 5122 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

    Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

    88.211.238.88

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