nerves Minecraft Servers

nerves Minecraft Servers

  • Gut Cell Pain Party

    Gut Cell Pain Party
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4949
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly BAM! Your gut cells start going crazy and you’re feeling all this pain, like what the heck, man?

    Well, on this EPIC Minecraft server, we’ve got those special gut cells, called enterochromaffin (EC) cells, working overtime to make your gaming experience even more intense! They detect all the harmful stuff happening in the game and release a ton of neurotransmitters that mess with your nerves and make you feel like you’re actually in the game, dude!

    Join our server and get ready for a wild ride as your gut cells take you on a rollercoaster of pain and pleasure in the world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, that’s for sure! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get those EC cells fired up and start feeling the Minecraft magic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BlockyStageJitters

    BlockyStageJitters
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 108/100 Votes: 5857
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Finally Got My FIDE Rating Minecraft SMP

    Finally Got My FIDE Rating Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4120
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2920 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Magic Items Found: 7474 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Like, just got your wooden pickaxe and still trying to figure out how to craft a bed? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where even the chickens have better PvP skills than you!

    Imagine this: You’re just minding your own business, trying to build a dirt hut to survive the night, when suddenly a group of creepers come rolling in like they own the place. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creeper Whisperer” who can tame those explosive green baddies and turn them into your loyal pets. Who needs a dog when you can have a creeper following you around?

    And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon. Legend has it that one brave player on our server actually rode the Ender Dragon into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. It was epic. It was chaotic. It was probably a bad idea, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts challenging and hilarious, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of our server, the one who tamed the untamable and built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5015
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BlockyBedroomBanter

    BlockyBedroomBanter
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 107/800 Votes: 1793
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • NervousCraft Minecraft Server

    NervousCraft Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8484
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PainCraft: No Pain, All Gain

    PainCraft: No Pain, All Gain
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7120
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6479 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate pain tolerance like never before! our players are so tough they don’t even feel pain anymore, they just laugh in the face of danger. imagine getting hit by a creeper and instead of crying, you just high five it and keep on building!

    we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • AloneAt21Craft

    AloneAt21Craft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3277
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8475 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • LazyCraft: Where we pretend to be productive members of society…but end up building giant potato statues instead!

    LazyCraft: Where we pretend to be productive members of society…but end up building giant potato statues instead!
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1173
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world and its boring job interviews? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about job interviews again, because here, the only interview you’ll have is with our friendly villagers who just want to trade with you! Plus, our server is so fun and addicting, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, ditch the real world and join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Steal Heart

    Steal Heart
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4597
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Steal Hearts, the ultimate Minecraft PvP experience! Prepare for adrenaline-pumping battles where every move counts. In Steal Hearts, each player starts with a set number of hearts, but with a twist – every time you die, you lose a heart. But fear not, because with every successful kill, you’ll regain a heart, keeping you in the fight. But beware, lose all your hearts and face a temporary ban for the day. Are you ready to test your skills, strategy, and nerves in this high-stakes PvP arena? Join Steal Hearts today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the heat of battle!

    176.9.21.19:25662

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • VicioTime

    VicioTime
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3995
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Machines, magic and mysteries await you, come and have fun in VICIOTIME survival with mods and plugins 1.20.1

    mc.viciotime.es Click to copy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Saltivate

    Saltivate
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2690
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 77591 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Emeralds Found: 3182
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Saltivate is a SMP server with Slimefun, grief prevention, and a player-based economy! We plan on releasing our take on Towny soon. We also love getting advice from other players to make the server similar to how players would like it. We cannot wait to see you on the server!

    play.saltivate.org Click to copy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

    TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5877
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Votes: 4931 Potions Brewed: 71
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔮 Unveil the Mysteries

    Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

    🏰 Realm Secrets:

    Ready for the extraordinary?

    There are 3 realms you can join:

    Realm Realm ID
    Jk Realm 1 VqtaUznAGi4
    Ts Realm 2 YrXnSm8e6n8
    Ats Realm 3 zNqwg5mGFAg

    Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Misogyny & Antinatalism 1.20

    Misogyny & Antinatalism 1.20
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 107/500 Votes: 478
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where misogyny is celebrated, antinatalism is a thing of the past, and we are all about that human race content. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and questionable life choices. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and causing mayhem with your new virtual buddies? Say goodbye to relaxation and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BioMomBan Minecraft Server

    BioMomBan Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9182
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 95 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤪 Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing and surprises are around every corner! 🎮✨

    Join us for a wild ride like no other! Just like Emma’s rollercoaster of a life, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. 💥

    Looking for a place where long-lost family members randomly pop up out of the blue? Look no further! Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your estranged uncle trying to reconnect after years of ghosting the family. 🤯

    And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of couches for you to sleep on if you need some space to cool down after a heated argument with your in-game spouse. 😴💔

    So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself debating whether to let your virtual daughter meet her long-lost virtual mother. 🤔👩‍👧‍👩

    Join now for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • SprintSisBegoneCraft

    SprintSisBegoneCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8538
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Gods Slained: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my morning jog.

    Experience the thrill of running away from imaginary dangers just like I did when my sister tricked me into coming home. Will you be able to outsmart your opponents and navigate through the chaos like I did with my sister’s shenanigans?

    Block and unblock your way through challenges just like I did with my sister’s number. Show your dominance and assert your boundaries in this crazy world just like I did with my sister.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and drama of our Minecraft server. And remember, sometimes the craziest stories make for the best adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv

    GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3703
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in blocky land. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha, and villagers that tell dad jokes all day long.

    one time, this dude named Steve built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, but then he realized there was no oxygen up there so he had to ride it back down real quick. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

    also, our admin once turned into a giant chicken and started laying diamond eggs everywhere. it was like a treasure hunt, but with poultry. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness?

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids and dolphins throw the best parties? it’s like Atlantis, but with more disco balls.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating

    Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 100/800 Votes: 6355
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Star Shards Collected: 95
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold ingots. u can only access it if u defeat the evil Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken. yep, u heard me right, a rubber chicken.

    also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.

    so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Lung Cancer Race Track

    Lung Cancer Race Track
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5525
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 98
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Void Gems Collected: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP