so, liek, this server is lit af cuz it’s got mice in the inner ear adjusting sound levels and shiz. if u join, u can be like a mouse too and adjust sound levels in minecraft. it’s like, the ultimate hearing loss compensation experience, bro. plus, the mice are super cute and they throw lit parties in the inner ear. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join now and be part of the mouse gang, fam.
Ear Level Mice Study Server

VisionCraft: Nerve Repair Drug
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can restore your vision in the game! we got this new drug called LL-341070 that can make your brain go brrrr and repair all the damaged stuff in your virtual world. just like how it enhanced mices brain in real life, it will enhance your minecraft brain too! who needs glasses when you can just pop a pill and see clearly again in the game? join us now and experience the ultimate high of virtual vision restoration!EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble
hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.
oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.
also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.
so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.
