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ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9981

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

discomfort, exaggeration, feet, hyperbole, inaccurate expression, injury, long-lasting, Minecraft, needles, nerve, Pain, pins, prickly, real, Sensation, Server, sharp, stepping, tingling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8331
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, AUTHORITY, bancho, challenge, Confrontation, delinquent, Disrespect, high school, Identity, intimidation, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, nerve, NerveCraft, ORA ORA, Respect, Server, showing respect, tough guy, walking past, Yasukuni High, Yasukuni shrine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Towns Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	897
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft Server

animated short, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying aureus shots, lupine rues, and Feixiao trailers that are nothing to laugh at. Our Myriad Celestia trailer will have you shooting arrows at the stars in no time!

But wait, there’s more! We have animated shorts that will have you taking it easy while watching, and character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, and Luka. Plus, our light cone banners will have you venturing forth to hunt, practicing patience with Nihility, and reminiscing with Reforged Remembrance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive items and gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Matrix Movie Ends Minecraft SMP

Ability, born inside, BULLETS, CHANGE, ends, EndsMinecraft, first built, Fly, GOD, inside the Matrix, man, matrix, Matrix movie, Movie, neo, one movie, remake, remake the Matrix, saw fit, smp, stop bullets, the matrix

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1039
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated The Matrix in blocky form! But here’s the twist – Neo isn’t just dodging bullets and flying around, he’s basically a Minecraft god! Imagine building your own Matrix world where you can bend reality to your will.

Join us for epic battles against Agent Smith (who’s actually just a creeper in a suit) and explore the endless possibilities of a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Neo in a build battle, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself in the Matrix.

So grab your pickaxe, hop into the Matrix, and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few glitches along the way. See you in the Matrix, Minecraft style!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

bedside manner, Clinic, CREEPERS, Doctor, doctor behavior, doctor communication, doctor misconduct, doctor professionalism, doctor-patient relationship, Healthcare, healthcare communication, healthcare professionalism, healthcare standards, inappropriate comments, Medical, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, medical professionalism, patient care, patient experience, patient rights, unprofessional behavior

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, national security, negotiation tactics, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, Ready, Server, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine politics, ukraine president, Ukrainian government, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	4799	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

bonanza, Boosting birth rate, Break, Decline in birth rate, Family Planning, fertility rate, government policy, Health benefits of sex, maternity leave, news18, parental leave, population decline, population growth, public health initiatives, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russians, Sex on work breaks, Social Issues, Time, Vladimir Putin, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3935	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

Accuracy, accuracy checking, books, Bookworms, Correction, credibility, Debunking, digital age, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information dissemination, internet, Misinformation, misleading information, Online platforms, print media, Publishing, social media, Truth, Tweetstorms, Verification

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6627	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3498	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crops Grown:	4181	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!