NERFING Minecraft Servers

NERFING Minecraft Servers

  • TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!

    TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9206
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 572 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our player, yunyun. She is like a cute cinnamon roll, but with the strength of a thousand creepers! And let me tell you, her healthy and fertile big breasts are the stuff of legends.

    Join our server and you too can find a husband as amazing as yunyun deserves (aka me)! Plus, we have insane events and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Up in Blocks Minecraft Server

    Up in Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3225
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and sips on a coconut drink while you try to defeat it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you can beat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party in the Nether where zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cuddle At The Gym Minecraft SMP

    Cuddle At The Gym Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5462
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ores Mined: 1835
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can have the chance to cuddle with mysterious creatures in the gym storeroom during lunch breaks! Yuuto is living his best life, and you can too! Who needs diamonds when you have gym storeroom cuddles? 😂🦄💎 #JoinUs #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3478
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled party in town!

    Join us for epic mahjong battles where you can show off your tile-matching skills and dominate the competition. Don’t worry if you’re new to the game, we have a tutorial that will have you stacking tiles like a pro in no time.

    But that’s not all, we also host the most insane mahjong parties in all of yurop. Picture this: a summer camp in 2025 where players gather to play mahjong under the stars, it’s like Coachella but with more tiles.

    And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our annual Christmas carol sing-along, where /mjg/ players belt out holiday tunes while strategically planning their next move.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a blocky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of blocks in Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ask My Fiancee Anything Minecraft SMP

    Ask My Fiancee Anything Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5197
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, pranks, and questionable decision-making. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more creepers and less hugs.

    Need a reason to join? Well, our server is run by a llama who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. He spins the sickest beats while we mine for diamonds and try not to get blown up by our resident TNT enthusiast.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. If you can survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge our reigning champion, a pig named Sir Oinksalot, to a duel to the death. Just be warned, he’s undefeated and has a mean left hook.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Job College Minecraft Server

    Job College Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8098
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 167
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world grind? Do you dread the thought of working a 9-5 job for the rest of your life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and say goodbye to boring jobs and college debt. Instead, embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build your own empire in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Who needs a job when you can be a master builder, a fearless warrior, or a cunning explorer? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Most Beautiful Women Minecraft SMP

    Most Beautiful Women Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6027
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll be surrounded by the most beautiful women from the Spanish-speaking country of Minecraftia! Our server is known for its stunning landscapes and even more stunning players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a date with a pixelated beauty? Join now and find your virtual soulmate!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3251
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ores Mined: 6613
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    TOPAN.MCMCMC.NET

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Goku Bros Minecraft Server

    Goku Bros Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4789
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6990 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing…drumroll…The Gokubros server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super-powered anime characters who have come to life! That’s right, Goku, Naruto, Luffy, and all your favorite anime heroes are here to guide you on your Minecraft journey.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat our final boss, you’ll be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Gokubros server today and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Uhh…G-Gokubros?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThisIsNotAHermitCraftRipoff Minecraft SMP

    ThisIsNotAHermitCraftRipoff Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 282
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that have taken over the land, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks when you’re not looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sugarcube Minecraft Server

    Sugarcube Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4553
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 274 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dimension Hops: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than aspartame? Look no further! Our server is so sweet, it’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our pixelated pigs are all hopped up on aspartame, so you’ll never run out of bacon! Join us and experience the sugary madness for yourself. Who needs real sugar when you have a Minecraft server this sweet?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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