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Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7362
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Crops Grown:	2588	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	3883
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	981

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	8108
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Items Found:	8947	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, extractions, FAQs, General guide, Heathcliff, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, rule, season 4, Sinner info, Useful resources

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

#77180708, #youtube, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clip, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, ONLINE, Party, Platform, Popular, q2mijp9m0J8, Server, Share, shorts, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	66

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

Confused, Corruption, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Development, Economy, education, environmental issues, geography, Healthcare, income inequality, Infrastructure, living conditions, political issues, POVERTY, quality of life, Rich, shithole, Social Issues, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Technology, tourism, urbanization

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5257
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!