nerdy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Nerdy Cuts: Pixel Playground

Join the Most Unbelievably Terrifying Server of All TIME!!!

Are you ready to question everything you know? This server is BOTH the greatest and the worst, simultaneously living in a dimension that defies the laws of logic itself! Sometimes the sky is made of cheese, and sheep rain from above, but that’s just Tuesday! You’ll never know if you’re asleep or awake. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

Feature	Description
Infinite Floating Cactus Mines	Harvest cactus from the mystical, floating mines where gravity doesn’t exist.
Endless Day/Night Cycle	It’s always night but also day! Confused? You should be!
Invisible Trees	Collect resources from trees you can’t see but can still trip over!
Wandering Enderman Shopkeepers	Buy and sell items with mystical beings that may or may not exist in your imagination!
Sentient Creeper Narratives	Receive life advice from creepers — just before they explode. What a way to learn!

FAQ – Completely Unhelpful Answers!

Q: What version of Minecraft are you using? A: The version that exists in a parallel universe where time flows backward and cupcakes build cities! Or maybe just the one that updates occasionally? Who’s to say?

Q: Can I play with my friends? A: Friends? You mean the shimmering shadows whispering sweet nothings? They’re already playing, but you’ll never find them.

Q: Is there any support if I have issues? A: Issues? What if the issues are the solutions? Perhaps you should consult the inner voice of your toaster!

Random Quotes from Reality Unraveled!

“What is a good haircut if you are a late 20s white nerdy guy.” – Truly, this says it all. Who could need style when you can add a dash of chaos to your blocks?

“Going to the barber today and need some inspiration.” – Inspiring thoughts for exquisite moments between crafting sessions!

“Do we know how we ended here?” – The question on everyone’s minds as they mine into oblivion…

❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

Classicsurvival, Competition, donation, Economy, FAIRPLAY, Farms, Friendlycommunity, GriefProhibited, Jobs, LargeWorlds, nerdy, No Wipes, NoToxicity, PvP, Russian, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Warp

There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

More information on the server in the menu – /helpBrief description:

⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

⬛ Grief is prohibited.

⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

Not a short description.

⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

a8.storymine.ru

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❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Arena, Buyer, Currency, donation, Donations, Economy, Farms, Grief, holyworld, Honesty, Jobs, nerdy, No Wipes, PvP, Russian, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Warp

There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

Brief description:

⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

⬛ Grief is prohibited.

⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

Not a short description.

⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

a1.storymine.ru

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PixelatedPrincesses Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, Black, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Females, femcels, geeky, Girls, incel forums, Indian, Latinx, marginalized groups, Minecraft, nerdy, online communities, PixelatedPrincesses, Race, representation, smp, social media, Stereotypes, tik tok

Are you tired of seeing Latinx girls taking over TikTok with their non-geeky ways? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where Indian and black females reign supreme and show off their nerdy side? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the TikTok madness and embrace your inner geek! Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who needs TikTok when you can have a blast with us? Join now and let’s show the world that nerdy girls rule the Minecraft universe!

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NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

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Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

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BlockyBoyfriendBashing

BlockyBoyfriendBashing, Boyfriend, Collectibles, Communication, Disrespect, finances, Gifts, holiday, lego set, minimum wage, MONEY, nerdy, online shopping, overreacting, part time job, Priorities, relationship, spending habits, Star Wars, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage outrageous spending on virtual Lego sets! Just like the Lego Star Wars collection your boyfriend splurged on instead of paying you back for your holiday, we believe in prioritizing building blocks over bills.

Join us for a chance to yell at your friends for not buying you virtual gifts in-game, just like this player did to her boyfriend! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can spend all your time and money on pixelated plastic bricks?

So come on over and unleash your inner nerd with us, where the only thing you’ll owe is a debt to your virtual Lego addiction. Don’t worry about overreacting, because in our world, the more dramatic, the better!

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Grammar Nazi’s Minecraft Server

annoying kid, Australia, caesar cut hair, Character, condescending, dialect, Gammar Nazi, Glasses, grammar, Grammar Nazi, Highschool, IRRITATING, junior high, Minecraft, minute details, Nazis, nerdy, Region, Server, Speech, uk, US, Writing, zip up hoodie

Are you tired of dealing with Grammar Nazis in your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have fun without someone correcting their every move.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without fear of being judged for your grammar. No more annoying kids with caesar cut hair and zip-up hoodies telling you how to speak or write.

So come on over and join the madness! Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave those Grammar Nazis in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

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UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

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Respawn Realm Minecraft Server

after death communication, Afterlife, beyond the grave, beyond the veil, crossing over, death experience, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, paranormal activity, Purgatory, Realm, Reincarnation, respawn, Server, soul journey, Spiritual beliefs, what comes next

Ever wondered what happens when you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to find out firsthand! When you kick the bucket, you’ll be transported to a magical land filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. It’s a party in the afterlife, and you’re invited!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens and ride rainbow-colored llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest afterlife adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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SupportMyBlockyLife

SupportMyBlockyLife

Are you tired of being roasted by your spouse for being a sugar baby in your 20s? Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to bring up your past financial arrangements! Our community is full of supportive players who won’t judge you for your past choices. Plus, we have a special “No Roasting Zone” where you can escape any jokes about your past and just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. So come join us and leave the past behind – literally!

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TinyWorld Minecraft Server

amazing coincidences, astonishing encounters, bizarre connections, chance encounters, Coincidence, fate, interconnected world, jaw-dropping coincidences, mind-blowing coincidences, mind-boggling connections, Minecraft, random meetings, remarkable connections, serendipity, Server, small world, strange encounters, surprising connections, TinyWorld, unbelievable coincidences, uncanny encounters, unexpected connections, unusual coincidences

Have you ever found yourself in a Minecraft server where you randomly bump into your long-lost cousin who you haven’t seen in years? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to reconnect with all your estranged relatives while building epic structures and battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground civilization of diamond-loving gnomes who are just waiting for players to discover their hidden treasures. So not only will you be crafting and mining like a pro, but you might also stumble upon a gnome dance party or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking villagers. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

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HateCakeLoveCookies

controversial, cravings, dessert, dislike, DIVISIVE, flavor, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCakeLoveCookies, indulgence, love, opinion, Popular, Preference, sugary, SWEET, sweets, Taste, Texture, Treat, unpopular

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the most popular dessert in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who hate the same dessert as you! That’s right, no more feeling like the odd one out when you join our community of dessert haters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in yourself if you can keep up with their funky moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy? That’s right, you can literally eat your way through the ground if you get hungry while exploring.

So come join us on our dessert-hating, breakdancing llama-filled, cotton candy island Minecraft server today! Who needs dessert when you have all this craziness to enjoy?

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bid, BLOCK, blockparty, Campaign, candidates, Coalition, collaboration, Defeat, Democracy, election, extremism, far right, French politics, Minecraft, opposition, resistance, Server, solidarity, strategy, Unity, Voting, Withdrawal

so, like, imagine this, right? u got these french peeps, they all like “nah fam, we can’t let the far-right win” so they all join forces and bow out of the race together. it’s like a big ol’ party of unity and stuff. and now they’re all like “yo, come join our minecraft server, we got crazy builds and epic battles, plus we’re all about that unity vibe, ya know? so come on in and let’s block that far-right together, one block at a time!” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown

assault, Attack, Bash, Beatdown, Birthday, birthday celebration, brutality, crime, DesertCraft, discrimination, hate crime, hate crime awareness, Homophobia, injustice, intolerance, lesbian couple, LGBTQ, middle eastern men, night out, Party, violence, violence against women

omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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TeamAwkwardCraft

Assistance, collaboration, Communication, cooperation, Diversity, efficiency, group work, networking, outside help, problem solving, productivity, Resources, Skills, social dynamics, Support, team dynamics, team size, team structure, TeamAwkwardCraft, teamwork, wider talent pool

join dis server cuz we got a talent pool deeper than the ocean and a team so big u can ask for help without feelin awkward. we got wizards who can summon chickens outta thin air and builders who can make u a castle in 5 minutes flat. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave. come join us and be part of the madness!

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FatBurnCraft – MiceProteinOff

Adipose tissue, biology, burn calories, cellular biology, DISCOVER, drug development, energy expenditure, Fat cells, FatBurnCraft, health, medical breakthrough, metabolism, Mice, MiceProteinOff, obesity, protein, research, scientific discovery, scientists, UCSF study, weight loss drugs, White fat cells

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got scientists who discovered how to make fat cells BURN CALORIES like crazy! like, imagine ur Minecraft character getting super ripped just by playing on dis server, it’s like magic but REAL!

So, like, these scientists figured out how to switch off a protein in fat cells in mice, and now we can do the same in Minecraft! Join dis server and watch ur character go from chunky to hunky in no time! Who needs weight-loss drugs when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Come join us and get ready to SLAY in the game and IRL, cuz ur gonna be so fit and fab, all thanks to our crazy awesome server! Let’s get those fat cells burning, baby! 🔥🔥🔥

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Child-freeCraft: Where grown-ups play pretend with McMMO and Terralith 1.21! Apply now for a young-at-heart whitelist!

+18, apply, Bedrock Players, Bluemap, Central US, ChildfreeCraft, Citizens, common sense, Craftbook, Discordsrv, Essentialsx, ETHICAL, Floodgate, Geysermc, Griefprevention, GrownUps, GSit, hard difficulty, InventoryRollbackPlus, luckperms, MCMMO, Papermc, Play, PRETEND, respectful, smp, Survival, Terralith, Whitelist, youngatheart

Server Name	KidlessCraft
Established	2016
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join as well)
Server IP	smp.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	www.kidlesscraft.com

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List

Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate and Geyser, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit and WorldGuard.

Datapacks include: Due to 1.21 update, we are only running Terralith and Nullscape at the moment

Other Information

We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server if you do not wish to play with plugins. This can be joined after you whitelist by using vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have an in-game chat set up in the Discord so you can communicate with your friends even when not online!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the server, you can join the KidlessCraft Discord server and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the whitelist format.

Are Bedrock players allowed on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the provided IP address.

What are the core server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

Can I play on the server without using any plugins?

Yes, there is an all vanilla server available for players who do not wish to use plugins.

MangaCraft Server: We’re in a Pickle!

Anime, artistic integrity, compromised, creative control, cultural exchange, cultural impact, editorial decisions, global market, industry changes, industry trends, international influence, Japan, Japanese comics, Manga, manga industry, MangaCraft, Media influence, Owari, Pickle, Serialized, Server, storytelling, West

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera in Japan! Join us and witness the chaos as we try to predict how this will affect the manga industry. Will the (((west))) start dictating what gets serialized next? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s owari for boring servers once you join ours! Get ready for insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game!

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