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BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	2483
Votes:	880	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	163	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Star Shards Collected:	121	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5901
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Towns Built:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰