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BabyVoiceExposed

acceptance, anime voice, Authenticity, baby voice, BabyVoiceExposed, Communication, Confrontation, Crush, FAKING, Friend, friendship, Hangout, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, misunderstanding, Nervous, outing, Self-expression, social anxiety, Upset

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9601	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my friend’s sudden baby voice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like my friend, who tried to pass off her baby voice as her real one, this server will keep you on your toes with its crazy antics. From hidden treasures to unexpected challenges, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And just like how my friends couldn’t help but notice my friend’s strange voice, you’ll be sure to make new friends and enemies on this server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated battle over a block of diamond!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as my friend’s sudden change in voice, join us now! Just remember, always be yourself – unless you can be a baby-voiced anime character, then go for it!

SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP

comparison, fear of failure, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, perfectionism, personal growth, self improvement, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-sabotage, SelfHateSMP, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8576	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of hating yourself in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let all your self-hatred melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will love you unconditionally (unless you steal their diamonds, then all bets are off).

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and lava instead of boring old couches and therapists. You can work through your self-hate by punching trees, fighting off zombies, and creating the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll cheer you on every step of the way, even if you accidentally blow up your own house (again).

So why waste time hating yourself in real life when you could be hating yourself in Minecraft instead? Join our server today and let the self-loathing begin!

PassionCraft2021

AMBITION, determination, dreams, DRIVE, finding meaning, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, inspiration, Life, motivation, Passion, PassionCraft2021, personal growth, purpose, pursuing dreams, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4480	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Do you love building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Do you enjoy trolling your friends by hiding TNT under their beds? Are you a master at pixel art and creating giant statues of Steve riding a llama? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Explore our vast world filled with secret caves, hidden treasure, and the occasional wandering creeper looking for a hug (or an explosion, we’re not really sure).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally pops in to give players diamond swords and enchanted armor (or maybe just to mess with their heads, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

LebCraft: No Power, All Fun!

Analysis, blackout, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Fun, Government, Grid, Infrastructure, lebanon, LebCraft, maintenance, MIDDLE EAST, News, operational power plant, power, power outage, Report, Shortage, shuts down, Situation, Updates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

OMG GUYS, come join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded our server and started throwing parties in our houses. But don’t worry, we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day! Plus, our server has the power to cause power outages in entire countries like Lebanon. How cool is that?! So, come join us and be a part of the most electrifying Minecraft experience ever!

RapCraft Wizards: Spellbinding Beats

beats, creativity, Enchantment, FANTASY, Fast-paced, Hip Hop, imagination, Incantations, Lyrical, Magic, Music, mystical, mystical powers, RapCraft, rappers, Rhymes, spellbinding, Spells, Supernatural, talent, verse, Wizardry, wizards

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	59	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	5178
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rappers as wizards casting spells faster than lightning bolts! like, imagine lil pump summoning a dragon to spit fire on ur enemies, or cardi b turning them into frogs with her sick rhymes. u ain’t never seen magic like dis before, fam. come join us and witness the most lit spells and potions u ever did see. plus, we got a secret underground dance party with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, join now and let the magic rap wizards blow ur mind!

HoneyCraft SORS Detection

analytical chemistry, analytical methods, DETECTION, detection method, food authenticity, food fraud, Food Industry, Food Safety, food science, food technology, food testing, honey adulteration, honey industry, HoneyCraft, laboratory techniques, Quality Control, research development, scientific innovation, sors, Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy, spectroscopic analysis, sugar syrup

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Dragon Eggs Found:	9565	Potions Brewed:	53
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u find a server that is so lit, u just gotta join? well this server is like that, but on steroids. like, the researchers on this server have figured out how to detect sugar syrup in honey using some crazy method called Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy. i dunno what that means but it sounds super fancy and important. so if u wanna be part of a server that is on the cutting edge of honey technology, u gotta join this one. plus, we have a secret underground honey lab where we conduct all our experiments. it’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a part of something truly sweet. pun intended.

A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

avalon, cleric, Crates, Decade, destiny, Diablo, Entertained, final bosses, list, Long, Loot drops, Mage, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, part, Plugins, Quests, Rogue, RPG, Silk Touch Spawners, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, Voting, warrior, World of Warcraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2465	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

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Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!

Dungeons

Custom Skills and Magic Spells!

Custom Armor & Weapons

Custom Crafting

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!

Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Brainstorming, CraftyPants, creativity, Decision making, determination, doubt, experimentation, growth, innovation, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, Planning, problem solving, progress, Server, strategy, success, trial and error, uncertainty, work

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!